Quippy Chicks

[MarsOlson]

Have you noticed how many funny quips some members come up with? If you spot a funny comment anywhere on DSP that made you smile, chuckle, laugh out loud or just think is plain funny please post here for us all to share in the fun.

[MarsOlson]

10-21-2006
Anything that Neakerbus can't neak up on!

[MarsOlson]

10-24-2006

It's called Neakerwear and it's a challenge based on camoflage principles where you see how many elements you can hide on one page.

This challenge is so new that even Chick and Mars don't know about it!

:)

[MarsOlson]

10-24-2006

somebody musta leaked glue all over my neakin' mojo. Cause I ain't got it going on today.

[MarsOlson]

10-24-2006

You're supposed to refresh your monitor - not your eyes.

[MarsOlson]

10-24-2006

I was just looking at the list of people online - there's a username "maxzap". That's not you Maikku, is it? And do I need to update my homeowners insurance for electrical surges?

[pspcandee]

lolol

[the3chickens]

10-25-06
Forum Quiz Posts #1213 & 1214

I'm still here. nursing my little swoop-induced injury you gave me by answering the only question of the afternoon.

hey, I gave you 9 minutes to answer it! I'm not sure that could be considered swooping, it was more like waiting for a snail mailed invitation to the neaker ball, going dress shopping, and finally arriving fashionably late!

[MarsOlson]

ROFLOL... too funny.

[ScrapMel]

Oh this is toooo funny! Thanks for sharing - I had tried to keep up in that thread (no, not to try and answer anything, heaven forbid!), but just couldn't keep up the pace!

[MarsOlson]

October 27
I think Marvelous Mars and ChickyBoo should consider giving us "Slowpoker" points as a courtesy.:D

[MarsOlson]

October 27

I think they should too. However, the points will be so slowpoke in arriving, that you won't get them until after the challenge ends. :D

They'll be like brownie points.

[MarsOlson]

November 7

anybody else think Mars's avatar looks nekkid without its hat, mask and chicken legs?

[MarsOlson]

Oh, I know I am late for posting my layout . . . Geez, I think I've been hanging around with Chicks and Mars too long and picked up some of their bad habits. LOLOL . . .

hahaha Sandy! Awesome deadlining! You have a little way to go to catch up with the chicken, pretty sure she holds the record for a late entry at 3 months overdue. Although, not to boast, but I had a respectable 2 weeks late once. :D

[MarsOlson]

11-26-2006
. . . Talking about senior moment I tried to pay for gas with a library card this morning. It looks exactly like my ATM card.:santa1:

[sandygb]

Ok...Here is one that cracked me up today.....it is a comment made by kimscrapping commenting on a layout by DSanchez....Here is Kim's comment:

Woohooooo! I wonder if he wears socks with those boots? LOL...this LO just made my day... hmm... I also wonder if anyone has ever "de-pants' ed him or given him a wedgie??!! LOL LOL...ignore me - I'm feeling ornery today!

and here is Dee's layout page:

http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=148074&cat=500&ppuser=17787

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[MarsOlson]

Frugal's response to the announcement of how many lifts she had done cracked me up. :D

Sixty-freakin'-three! That just explains SO MUCH! Like why I own seven sets of dishes but can't find a clean one, why the houseplants are looking particularly brown this year, and why the kitties have packed their belongings in little bandanas, thrown them over sticks, and are heading down the road en masse. Sigh...

[FrugalByDesign]

And a response to the post that Mars spoke of above, from Vickmp:

When my family starts complaining, I just tell them I'm in therapy. You can't reason with cats, though. LOL! (If I see your cats hitchhiking, I'll pick them up and bring them back. ; )
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[MarsOlson]

quote in the Quickie-A-Day Challenge

My dh thinks he's gonna get in on the "quickie a day"...I cleared the air on THAT one! LOL

[flrebareba]

ROTFL Just to funny

[dawn-in-nz]

:yahoo: too funny Mars, what a great thread, now I'm going to have to see if I can find a comment that made me laugh out loud yesterday!

BTW my DH DID get in on the 'quickie-a-day' - he makes my lunch while I'm working on them :D - had you going there for a moment....

[MarsOlson]

I read this one in the Granny thread today. LOL

Here is my layout for Day 4 of Mars's wonderful Quickie challenge: Flowers for the Dance (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=233646)

I keep thinking I'll get a quickie like Gundi got but Mars just keeps sending me quick clicks!! :confused: :confused:

[MarsOlson]

from the Granny thread :D

Mars you will need to run a baby shower competition in 9 months time, cause I think some of these grannies are confused about what you meant by a "Quickie a Day":yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

[scamptx]

I just found this...what a hoot!

[Muma]

This one made me giggle "what are DSP upto in the summer"

OMG!!!!!! I HAVE IT!!!!! We're ALL going to make clay pots to sell at the Adobe HQ in San Jose in order to afford our digital addiction! It'll be like the Girl Scouts. Top sellers will get Adobe software! WOW! How cool is that???? -c-