sweetmommyc
04-22-2004, 03:54 PM
Now be prepared; although, this is not 'dirty' by any means, it definitely has it 'gross' moment. Probably more enjoyed by men.....LOL :D
But as far as jokes go it is fairly clean, my mother sent me this...so enjoy...
Just to lighten our day!!! :p
>Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot
of whiskey they talk
>about their own moonshine operations. Suddenly, a
woman at a nearby table,
>who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a
minute or so, it becomes
>apparent that she is in real distress.
>
>One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya
swaller?" Kin ya
>breathe?" The woman beguins to turn blue and shakes
her head no. The
>hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back
of her dress, yanks
>down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
cheek a lick with his
>tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the
>obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
breathe again the
>hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner
says "Ya know, I'd heard
>of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver", but I ain't never
seed nobody do it
>before".
But as far as jokes go it is fairly clean, my mother sent me this...so enjoy...
Just to lighten our day!!! :p
>Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot
of whiskey they talk
>about their own moonshine operations. Suddenly, a
woman at a nearby table,
>who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a
minute or so, it becomes
>apparent that she is in real distress.
>
>One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya
swaller?" Kin ya
>breathe?" The woman beguins to turn blue and shakes
her head no. The
>hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back
of her dress, yanks
>down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
cheek a lick with his
>tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the
>obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
breathe again the
>hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner
says "Ya know, I'd heard
>of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver", but I ain't never
seed nobody do it
>before".