The Wish Game

[Troy]

This is a game where you say you wish something and then the following person will grant you that wish...with a minor drawback, then wish for something else.
Here's an example:

Person #1: I wish I could fly.

Person #2: Granted, but you no longer have the use of your legs.
Person #2: I wish...

[Troy]

I wish I had never learned how to use a computer. :D

[Emma]

Granted, but I would probably divorce you.

I wish I had all the knowledge of the universe...now

[dagwood]

Granted, but all your computer skills are mine!!!

I wish I had better eye sight.

[Randi_01]

Granted, but you can no longer hear!

I wish I could walk on water.

[MarsOlson]

Granted, but you can no longer swim!

I wish I could sing

[Margie]

granted! but you can only sing after dark. :D

i wish i could use page kits (not just ploppers). :)

[Marriedin79]

Granted, but you will have to pay a thousand dollars for each page kit (those designers will love the royalties!!).

I wish that I could win the lottery!

[Nicole Young]

Granted, but it was only worth $100...
I wish I could eat all I want and never gain weight...

[sammdc]

granted but your ears would stick out

I wish it took only 1 hr to fly to Texas from Australia

[Maikku]

Granted but you'd had to fly on a back of an eagle.
I wish I had my own house.

[carolyn d]

Granted, but it would be in a tree.
I wish I could retire.

[Marriedin79]

Granted, but you will have to move to another town.
I wish that I could do digital scrapping all day and not go to work.

[maryjos]

Granted, but you'd get carpal tunnel from all the time on the computer.

I wish I could find the love of my life...

[dagwood]

granted, but its got four legs, not two

I wish I could sleep all night, without getting up for a wee!

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted..but your bed will be wet !

I wish I could have unlimited internet !

[sammdc]

granted but you cant dl anything

I wish I never had to do the dishes again

[evergreen100]

Granted but you will have to eat Maccas for the rest of your life!

I wish I could lose 3 stone without doing any exercise or changing my eating habits (and not through illness either)

[sands_healy]

Granted but you would have bad clothing sense.

I wish I knew where we would be living in 3 months time.

[Margie]

granted, but it's in the middle of a cornfield in ohio. :D

i wish i lived near the beach.

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but the sun won't shine. :(

I wish I could see my grandsons daily.

[LauraLou]

Granted, but you can't HUG them...no touch!

I wish I had hired help in the house and garden.

[Margie]

man, this is a tough game!!!

granted, but then that help walks through your house muddy all day (and doesn't do floors) :D

i wish i had two assistants instead of one. :lol:

[Troy]

Granted, but they're 4-year-old boys

I wish I could be lazy because my kids were perfect

[bandwife]

Granted, but they don't listen to you.

I wish my kiddo wouldn't grow up so fast.

[Margie]

oh this is a painful game!!! :D

[Emma]

granted, but they'll NEVER grow up!

I wish I had enough money to buy whatever I wanted, I'm not extravagant

[Troy]

Granted but you are stricken with an incurable highly contagious disease in which you can approach no one within 3 miles, not even the delivery service.

I wish my wife did not have a chronic disease.

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted but she is a kleptomaniac !
I wish I did'nt have to go to bed but could play at the computer all night long !

[maryjos]

Granted, but you'll develop headaches from lack of sleep and staring at the monitor.

I wish my elderly dog didn't suffer any more aches and pains.

[Emma]

granted, bu you'll need a new puppy and the vet bill to pay for the old one :(:cry:

I wish I didn't have to think of any more wishes because all the good ones are taken

[doda]

Granted. But now you can't play the game anymore.

I wish everyday was a good hair day! :D

[Randi_01]

Granted but you now have bad acne!

I wish I could eat Mexican food every day!

[carolyn d]

Granted, but now you have constant gastric distress.
I wish I had a daily housekeeper. I hate housework .

[doda]

Granted. But now your house has only 1 room and a dirt floor.

I wish there were no calories in Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

[emandlivsmom]

Granted but they taste like dirt

I wish my I could wack my students on their knuckles with a ruler when they misbehave and not lose my job

[carlalee]

Granted but now they lock you in a closet.

I wish I could afford not to work. -c-

[emandlivsmom]

Granted but now you have no friends

I wish I could sing

[sands_healy]

Granted but you would have no hearing.

I wish I could have a dog.

[Margie]

granted, you can have mine! picture here (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=23202) but she's a pathetic excuse for a dog!

i wish i didn't have a dog that's annoying, barks at everyone who comes to visit, stinky, lazy, disobedient, a sneak-licker, steals food from kids... oh wait, i just gave her away!!

i wish i didn't have carpal tunnel.

[Marriedin79]

Granted but it has to be a huge 150 pound behemoth!

I wish that I could go back and fix the things I did wrong while my kids were little.

[sands_healy]

Granted, but then they would have no personalities......

I wish it would rain.

[Marriedin79]

Granted, but it will only rain for 15 seconds.

I wish that I could fall asleep, especially since I'm tired and have to get up in five hours!

[dagwood]

granted, but you will sleep for forty eight hours!!
I wish that I could get rid of my wrinkles

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted ..but your hair will fall out !
I wish I could wake up all bright eyed and bushy tailed !

[evergreen100]

Granted but you would be a squirrel

I wish it wasnt so hot today

[PQ FRAN]

Granted. But now you have been moved to Montana - today it was 24F (-4C) with 50 mile per hour winds and snow! (On the bright side, you can come and visit me!)

I wish I was slender, beautiful, and incredibly creative.

PQ

[Vallie]

Granted, but then you would be me!!! :lol:

I wish I had more chocolate to eat.

[Carma]

granted but now you weigh in at 350 pounds.
I wish Fritz would come when I call him and quit barking so much.

[MarsOlson]

Granted but he would chew all your shoes!

I wish I could play piano

[sands_healy]

Granted but you would have short fingers.

I wish I had an endless supply of DSP kits :)

[sammdc]

Granted but then your camera wouldnt work

I wish I had smaller feet

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted..but then your bustline would be tiny too !

I wish our house move was over and I did'nt have to pack !!

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted...but your house is off-speck and your suitcases won't open!

I wish I could have gone to Montana with my hubby! :(

[PQ FRAN]

Granted. But now you are freezing to death because our HIGH today is suppose to be 24F. (-4C) Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I wish I had a slave who got up at 5am and prepared everyone's breakfasts and lunches.

[Teresa]

Granted but would they cook and clean as well?

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[Vallie]

Granted, but you have the measles!

I wish I had a beautiful garden.

[Carma]

Granted but when you look out into it the deer, rabbits and varmints would be eating all of it.
I wish I was a computer geek and could remember how to fix things in the computer.

[PQ FRAN]

Granted. But now you have to work at Best Buy - where the average age of an employee is 17 and all their faces are riddled with acne.

I wish my son would not be grumpy in the morning.

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted ..but then he would live in Australia !

I wish I could Power-scrap !

[yvspeck]

Granted but now all your pages look like a 2 year old did them :D

I wish I could go to the Vegas laptop crop in Feb :cry: :cry: :cry:

[yvspeck]

BTW this is a scream!!!!!

[Emma]

Granted, but you'd have to wear a show girl feather costume and pretend you're in drag to the crop.

I wish someone else would clean my house while I catch up on all my computer commitments today!

[yvspeck]

Granted but the cleaning crew accidently uses apple jam to scrub your floors and now everyone's feet stick to the floor...

I wish my DGB would play quietly by themselves long enough for me to read through the granny's thread each day.

[PQ FRAN]

Granted. But they are quietly cutting holes in all of your clothes with sissors and now you must read the Granny Thread naked.

I wish someone would wash and dry my hair for me. (My right leg is in a cast and bathing is such a pain.)

[Melissa]

Granted. But the person washing your hair accidently knocks over a bottle of purple hair color on your hair!

I wish I had more hours in the day to scrap.

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but your kids are wearing dirty clothes.

I wish my DH would put a smile on his face more often.

[MarsOlson]

Granted but he drinks a bottle of rum every day

I wish my hands didn't hurt

[PQ FRAN]

I wish they did not hurt too......oops! I mean granted. They do not hurt so now you will be expected to pull weeds and dig ditches everyday.

I wish someone would pick Andrew up from school for me.

[Vallie]

Granted, but they picked up the wrong Andrew!

I wish I had nice toenails.

[sammdc]

Granted but then you have to spend an hr every day filing them
I wish that I had the best printer ever

[carlalee]

Granted! But now your camera is shot!
I wish I could have a kitty.

[Nicole Young]

Granted but you suddenly have a severe allergy to cats and you have to get rid of her.
I wish I could have a chauffeur.

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but he drives you to all the wrong places.

I wish I had a thicker head of auburn hair.

[carlalee]

Granted but now you have a goatee!

I wish I didn't have this newly acquired allergy to cats!!! LOL

[PQ FRAN]

Granted. You are no longer allergic to cats, but now a cat eating family has moved in next door. Bye bye kitty. "CATS - THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!" (I like cats - they taste just like chicken!)

I wish I had already bathed and cleaned the kitchen so I could watch Criminal Minds guilt free.

[Nicole Young]

Granted but now you are allergic to yourself. SNNIFFFF

I wish that Starbucks would open a shop in my kitchen!

[Nicole Young]

Oh I totally skipped some!!! Ooopps!!! Yes, my hair is naturally brunette!!!!!
Granted, but your TV breaks and you cant watch it anyway.
I wish that Starbucks would open a store in my kitchen!! (Yes I am repeating myself!!! This is a very important wish!!!)

[maryjos]

Granted, but now you have a steady stream of customers coming though as well!

I wish winter was over and spring would get here!

[Tara]

Granted, but you have to live with me and my hamster in my tiny studio!!!

I wish I didn't have to do homework.

[Carma]

Granted, but you will not be able to hold down a job anymore and you will be living in a tent.
I wish that I had a cook.

[dagwood]

Granted, but your cook will only cook Russian food!

I wish for a money tree to go out in the backyard.

[MarsOlson]

Granted but you may only use the money in Russia to buy Russian food. (that'll teach ya not to like Russian food)

I wish to go on a trip around the world

[dagwood]

granted but you are going by boat and it only makes one stop...... in Russia!!! (hope you like Russian food)

I wish for a cheese and vegemite sandwich

[Vallie]

Granted, but it is the last one you will ever get.

I wish my cat would stop peeing everywhere.

[felynn]

Granted but you should have let him pee somewhere because the vet bills are going to be astronomical

I wish I could breath through my nose again

[sands_healy]

Granted, but then your eyes would water.

I wish I had more than 24 hours in a day :)

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but you sleep 23 of them!

I wish for someone to pay all my bills.

[scamptx]

Granted, but they also have free access to your bank account and drain it.

I wish that I always had a full tank of gas.

[Vallie]

Granted but you lost your licence.

I wish I could go to the moon.

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted Vallie ..AND you may swing upon a star (but only 'cos you're having a sh***ty week !)

I wish I was'nt a snail-scrapper !

[yvspeck]

Granted but now your new "Power Scrapping" statis has overloaded your body with too much testosterone and you grow one gnarly looking beard and are forever known as the "Bearded lady scrapper" BLS :D :D :D

I wish I could scrap for a living....

[Carma]

Granted but it is a one way trip to the moon.
I wish I could go and buy a new wardrobe.

[Carma]

Opps I goofed and didn't go to the next page.
Kim wish granted you can scrap for a living but you will have to live in a homeless shelter on your wages.

Now I wish I had a new wardrobe.

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted but now your new "Power Scrapping" statis has overloaded your body with too much testosterone and you grow one gnarly looking beard and are forever known as the "Bearded lady scrapper" BLS :D :D :D

I wish I could scrap for a living....

Arrrggghhh !!! You are MEAN !!!1:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Carma ..granted ! But it is all size zero from the teeny bopper section ! (did you want it too fit ??)
I wish Kim was a bit sweeter to me !

[Teresa]

Granted but then this thread would not be as funny.

I wish my commercial embroidery machine would run smoothly when I get it up and running after yesterdays full tune up.

[sands_healy]

Granted, but then you don't have any embroidery thread :)

I wish I could scuba dive tomorrow.....

[carlalee]

granted but your scuba valves go bad

i wish it could be saturday everyday!

[Christine]

granted but your scuba valves go bad

i wish it could be saturday everyday!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Rescind, rescind, bad valves means she can't breathe and drowns.

[Christine]

Granted, but then you would work weekends. :D

I wish that I was taller.

[yvspeck]

Arrrggghhh !!! You are MEAN !!!1:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


LOL... MEAN... Hey now It could be worse. You could be in Vegas listening to the howls of disgust as you slide up and down a pole displaying your old sagging body with nothing more than a few showgirl feathers to save you from complete shame and humilation. Or you could be shivering from the cold of total naked ness as you read through the beloved granny's thread because your little ruggies ruined all your clothes with scissors.
If you'd like I can send you some nice little charms to hang in your newly grown chin hairs :D :D :D

[carlalee]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Rescind, rescind, bad valves means she can't breathe and drowns.
Oops!!!! I thought those things were checked BEFORE diving! My BAD! :yikes::yikes::yikes: -c-

[carlalee]

Granted, but then you would work weekends. :D

I wish that I was taller.
granted but now your head drags the bottom of every ceiling


i wish the spendy dog food DH is going to pick up is 75% off!

[maryjos]

Granted, but your dogs decide they don't like it and you have to go out and buy new food anyway!

I wish it would stop snowing already!

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, the snow stops, as well as the rain and you are faced with a 6 month drought.

I wish that I had a flawless singing voice.

[Antiragweed]

Granted, but now you have a perpetual sore throat!

I wish I was more adventurous.

[Tara]

Granted, but your adventures landed you shipwrecked on a deserted island...and your cell phone doesn't get any reception.

I wish I could take a nap instead of teach 6th period.

[Randi_01]

Granted, but now every day (FOREVER) you will automatically fall asleep at the time that 6th period is scheduled to begin and have a severe drool problem!!!

I wish that I had a personal hairdresser to do my hair for me every day on demand!

[carlalee]

granted, but he's a nut and insists on giving you those wacky hairstyles that you only see in the salon books!

i wish this conference call would END!!!!

[maryjos]

Granted, but she has her own ideas about what hair style she will do and you have wild, crazy hair every day now.

I wish I had someone to come and shovel the snow for me (that doesn't charge!)

[maryjos]

LOL, looks like we posted the same thing as the same time. LOL

Granted, but now you have to go back to doing real work!

I still wish I had someone to come and shovel the snow for me (that doesn't charge!)

[scamptx]

Granted, but he's followed by a water leak and you have icy walkways.

I wish I could get all four new tires for my car.

[cheecheongfun]

i just came across this thread...my wish hmmm...i want a bigger apartment so that i could bring home more kitties. ;)

[cheecheongfun]

To Mary: buy me a air ticket and give me a warm place to sleep and I shovel the snow for free of charge :)

[Carma]

Granted scamp but as soon as you get them your engine will blow up.
my wish is that I would like to have some sunshine so we could sit outside and get warm.

[Carma]

Cheechongfun You need to grant the wish of the last person telling them something funny would happen if they got the wish then below that you say I would like ( and what ever you would like) The next person will grant your wish and tell you what will happen if you got your wish and on and on....read post above this one. Glas you are going to join us.

[dagwood]

Carma, your sunshine has been granted, but you are going to get sunburn on your nose and peel like an onion!!

I wish my hubby would stop watching the cricket on the telly and do some housework!!

[Tara]

Granted, but he's going to clean everything the "wrong way" (i.e. not your way!) AND "accidentally" give your scrapping stuff to the Goodwill.

I wish I didn't have to grade papers tonight.

[Vallie]

Granted but you have to grade papers for the next 10 nights.

I wish someone would finish tiling my floor!

[Antiragweed]

Granted! But they use the wrong tiles and you have to suffer many months of dust as they tear out the floor and replace it!

I wish that I had a garden tub with jets!

[Tara]

Granted...but you have no fences and can only go in it naked!

I wish my house was clean and I didn't have to clean it!

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted ..but you live in an igloo !
I wish I was more enthusiatic about going to Curves !

[scamptx]

Granted, but you lose all enthusiasm for anything else (Oh that is a terrible thought!!!)

I wish I found it easy to pass up desserts!

[Ineke]

Granted but then your vegetables will be loaded with calories

I wish I was shorter

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but your consigned to looking at kneecaps the rest of your life!

I wish I lived in Hawaii.

[LauraLou]

Granted but the huge roaches there will inhabit your space.

I wish my granddaughters could visit us in FLorida once a month, at least.

[Christine]

Granted but they have to bring ALL of their friends.

I wish I had more hours in a day to get my stuff done. :D

[Carma]

Granted, but your nights would only last a hour and a half.
I wish I could be cloaned so I could be with my parents and husband at the same time.

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to talk to yourself.

I wish someone in our family would have a baby girl! :D (My sis just found out she's expecting grandson #2, to go along with my 4!)

[Christine]

Wish granted, but it will be with septuplets. :)

I wish for the house cleaning fairy to come in and redo my house.

[maryjos]

Granted, but she'll get hungry and clean out the fridge and cupboards too!

I wish my cat would stop using my tub as a litterbox!

[Emma]

granted: now she uses your bed instead

I wish the day had about 6 more hours, most of which was kids' naptime

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but then they would be awake all night.

I wish the price of gasoline would go down to a buck a gallon, with no limit restrictions.

[MarsOlson]

Granted but you may only drive a moped from now on

I wish I could sky dive

[BethHardy]

Granted, but all wages go back down to 50 cents an hour, so no one can afford the gasoline anyway!

I wish I could catch up on the Granny Thread!

[BethHardy]

I finally post - and do it at the same time as Mars!!!

Mars your wish to sky dive is granted. But you should have wished you'd land safely!

I still wish I could catch up on the Granny Thread!

[cheecheongfun]

granted but will be at the NorthPole with summer clothes.

My wish is for Rusty not to scream at the door at 5am in the morn..:)

Thanks Carma for explaining how this game is played.

[sammdc]

hahahah Doris cindy at least waits till 6am so granted but then he scratches your cutains while waiting

I wish that everyone had the same amount of money

[dagwood]

granted but the Aussie dollars is more valuable than the US dollar!!

I wish I could eat what every I like without getting any fatter

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but sadly to say, you've lost all your taste buds.

I wish I could live the balance of my life without pain.

[Ineke]

Granted, but sadly to say, you've lost all your taste buds.

I wish I could live the balance of my life without pain.


Granted - but to live without pain would also be to live without pleasure

I wish I could wake up happy in the mornings

[scamptx]

Granted, but then you'll be grumpy at lunch

I wish I didn't get so sleepy when it's time for a chat!

[Vallie]

granted, but you will get surprise visitors at chat time.

I wish I could knit well.

[Ineke]

Granted but you will get your balls tied up in a knot!

I wish I could play tennis like the professionals

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted! But because you're so darned short from a few posts back, all your opponents step on you!

I wish I could retire from work tomorrow.

[Vallie]

Granted but you will get your balls tied up in a knot!

I wish I could play tennis like the professionals

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Vallie]

Granted but you are so sick of being stuck at home with the old man you beg them to take you back again!

I wish toilets could clean themselves.

[MarsOlson]

Granted but you lose your sense of smell

I wish I didn't need glasses to read

[scamptx]

Granted, but you now are color blind...

I wish it didn't take so much time to learn a new skill.

[sands_healy]

Granted.... but then you wouldn't have the ABILITY to learn a new skill.

I wish I could get a quick fix for my back.

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted ..but then you are spineless !

I wish my computer was fixed !!!

[lindyroz]

Granted... now the leg breaks off your computer chair. :eek:

I wish I had wheels on my computer chair.

[doda]

granted but the seat has nails in it!

I wish my carport was cleaned off.

[yvspeck]

Granted but now your car has 4 flat tires and a dead battery

Wish everyones wishes would come true with no negative consquences...Not! This is too funny to give away...I really wish I could type like an executive secretary instead of a plunkity plunker...

[GailS]

Granted! But all your fingernails break off every time you type!

I wish....I could see my granddaughters more often...:love3:

[lindyroz]

Granted... but your boss demands restitution for missed days of work :D

I wish my camera took better shots in the gymnasium.

[Tara]

Granted, but then your sports players get kicked of their team(s).

I wish I had more time to read scrapbooking magazines.

[scamptx]

Granted, but you get so caught up in it you never have time to scrapbook again!

I wish I could get the layouts in my head out onto the page!

[lindyroz]

The Bug says Granted... but they'll print backwards.

He wishes that there was no school.

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but then he would be dumber than a box of rocks.

I wish I had award-winning photographic skills

[Carma]

granted but then all your friends would want free work.
I wish I could take a trip to see my Grandkids.

[Nicole Young]

Granted but the plane goes the wrong way and you end up even farther away!

I wish I had a couple more hours each day so that I had time to do EVERYTHING on my to do list!

[Tara]

Granted, but your body becomes so exhausted that you only live for 5 more years.

I wish the people in my Teaching Credential program knew how to communicate effectively.

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted! Oh, they know how to communicating effectively, all right, but they're speaking Chinese and you're hearing them in Greek.

I wish these cold, howling winds would die down.

[lindyroz]

Granted... but you get 32" of snow instead.

I wish GrandmaScrap would change her 150 DSP LO Blinkie to the 200 Blinkie, CONGRATS!

[sammdc]

granted but then its a 107 degrees outside
I wish I could get a layout in a magazine

[scamptx]

Granted, but it's in a magazine printed in the deserts of Africa and you never see a copy.

I wish I could function well on three hours of sleep!

[Carma]

Granted, but you would turn into one of those animals that hang upside down by their tails with eyes that glow in the dark.
I wish I was a better dog trainer...Fritz will not come when he is outside.

[sands_healy]

Granted but then you would have to train ALL the dogs in the area.

I wish I could find my missing money :)

[carolyn d]

Granted, but you wouln't be able to spend it.
I wish tires on cars did not wear out. (I had to spend hundreds today on 4 new tires- uck)

[sands_healy]

Granted but then the body would rust and fall apart.

I wish I had finished catching up in the PAD gallery :)

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted ..but then you got a BLUE SCREEN and could'nt post them !!

I wish I was brave enough to do PAD !

[Carma]

granted.....you would end up having the time of your life with us. No ill would befall you.
I wish that the elections were over.

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but a baffoon is elected and you're stuck with her for 4 years!

I wish I could spread a lovely meal on the table for DH, without having to actually cook it first!!!

[Carma]

Granted, now you are inspired to spread peanut butter all over the top of your table then your favorite jelly, serve this with sprinkles of chocolate chips, bananas, nuts etc. What a beautiful spread to serve your husband. LOL
I wish that it would warm up a bit.

[Marriedin79]

Granted, but your air conditioning system needs to have work done.

I wish that the war in Iraq could be over.

[sammdc]

Granted but then all the soldiers would get fat
I wish I could fly

[BethHardy]

Granted, but you get flattened by a giant fly swatter!

I wish our neighbors' cats would stop stalking the birds at our bird feeder.

[lindyroz]

Granted but a large colony of squirrells would move in.

I wish the dishwasher would stop smelling like it was on fire.

[scamptx]

Granted, but everytime you open the refrigerator, it smells of dead muskrat! (Lindyroz--hope nothing is seriously wrong with your dishwasher--odors are usually warnings of a problem!)

I wish that I could take a nap everyday (instead of having to be at work!)

[Marriedin79]

Granted, but then you would have permanent bed head!

I wish that my kitchen would magically clean itself.

[JaeDee]

Granted but then you would have an odd twitch in your nose.

I wish that I could stay home from work and scrap all day!

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but as you're running your scrap route, you learn that the market for used metal has crashed!

I wish that I had the time and money to take Suzanne's photography courses.

[Carma]

Granted, but then your camera gets lost.
I wish I had long curly hair.

[LauraLou]

Oh no! I love your short, sassy haircut. Oh, ok, Granted, but it is a lovely shade of bright blue.

I wish the OD would get the Jacuzzi up and running.

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted ..but then you'd float away in a giant bubble !
I wish we were moved already !! (happening on Thursday !! )

[MarsOlson]

Granted... but everything is in the wrong rooms and it will take 37 days to reorganize the house.

I wish I had red hair.

[Vallie]

Granted but it is all over your chest!

I wish I could apply makeup properly.

[scamptx]

Granted, but it only works when you apply it on your DH...:D

I wish I had done my errands yesterday, since it's raining today.

[JaeDee]

Granted but then all your errands would be backwards and need to be done again.

I wish that MLK had two birthdays in a row!!

[Antiragweed]

Granted, but you don't get either day off!!

I wish I had Photoshop CS3!

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but you've lost all your pictures!

I wish I would learn not to procrastinate.

[scamptx]

Granted, but only if I get that wish granted too. Otherwise we both never get anything done!!

I wish that I were more disciplined about finishing tasks.

[Marriedin79]

Granted but there is an unending list of tasks so they really aren't ever completed.

I wish I had a watermelon (anyone remember the television show Little Rascals?)

[sammdc]

Granted but then you swollow a seed and have one growing in your belly

I wish all my friends were punctual

[sands_healy]

Granted but then you would be late all the time.

I wish I could get the water out my ears :)

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted..but then you would bubbles out of your nose !!

I wish Skype was working NOW !!!

[sands_healy]

Granted.... but then you would have to pay for it :)

I wish I could scrap faster.

[Vallie]

Granted but your pages look like a 2 yo did them!

I wish coffee wasnt so expensive.

[scamptx]

Granted, but then you develop acid stomach and can't drink it anymore!

I wish that my cat would quit knocking the phone off the hook!

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but now that dang kitty is getting under your tea towel and filling your keyboard with hair!!

I wish my DH would buy me a new pair of shoes.

[JaeDee]

Granted but they would be two left feet.

I wish it wasn't 3 degrees outside and that I didnt have to go to work!!

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but it's 92 degrees and you are homeless.

I wish I were more outgoing in a crowd of people.

[Maikku]

Granted but you would never be alone again.
I wish I could sing like Mariah Carey

[Vallie]

Granted but you will look like Marilyn Manson!

I wish I had a pay rise at work.

[evergreen100]

Granted but you would have to clean the loos full time!

I wish I could be the perfect hostess!

[sands_healy]

Granted... but then you wouldn't be able to speak

I wish I wasn't so sensitive.

[sammdc]

granted but then you'd be nasty and grumpy

I wish my body didnt ache so much

[scamptx]

Granted, but you'd never be able to get out of bed.

I wish that I could get a full time paycheck on part time hours.

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but the governor of Texas puts an astronomical tax on part time workers.

I wish my DH had not gone back ice fishing the very next day after he fell on the ice and messed up his back. (Men! :()

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Granted ..but then he stayed home , joined DSP and scrapped all day long !

I wish I was'nt going to lose my Broadband tomorrow ! EEK !!

[Carma]

Granted but you would be forced to live in a highrise apartment 24th floor to get it in a busy city....just try raising worms there.

I wish that my printer would not jam anymore.

[lindyroz]

Granted... but then the pages would shoot out across the room :D

I wish my sorting and packing were done.

[Carma]

Granted, but by mistake your things you don't want would be moved to your new home and the things you wanted would be moved to Goodwill by mistake.

I wish that I had dinner fixed.

[Teresa]

Granted but it won't be what you like.

I wish my embroidery order was done so I could go to bed.

[Carma]

WoodsywomanWhat kind of embroidery do you do?

[GrandmaCrys]

Woodsy, whatever kind of embroidery you do, your wish to have your order done so you can go to bed is granted, but you must sleep on a bed of nails.

I wish that I would warm up. (I have been cold this whole day and cannot get warm!)

[Teresa]

Granted but it will be 98 degrees with 100 percent humidity.

BTW- I could sleep on a bed of nails. I've been working through this order since last week Tuesday. I do commercial embroidery for business and municipalities out of my home. I do a lot of gifty type items for people as well. It is a great job for a stay at home mom but some weeks are busier than others.

I wish that could take the whole day off tomorrow and read a book cover to cover.

[scamptx]

Granted, but now you live in a place where the average year-round temperature is 89 degrees f, and the humidity is always at about 35% and there is no breeze!

I wish that my cat wouldn't scatter his food all about when he eats!


Granted, but the governor of Texas puts an astronomical tax on part time workers.
And he would too!!!!

[scamptx]

Uh-oh, I took too long to post!

Granted, but the only book you have is 3 pages long and has very few words!

Same wish...I wish that my cat wouldn't scatter his food all about when he eats!

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted! He becomes a very neat eater, but loses control of his bladder!

I wish I could have a bathroom put in the upstairs of my home.

[Carma]

Granted, but it is called a thunder pot and it is made of porcelain, it has a lid and you have to carry it down stairs to dispose of its contents. But on the bright side it has hand painted flowers on the outside of it.

I wish I had got my PAD photo up today, but I am late for the posting time.

[scamptx]

Thank you, Crys...I'm now grateful for scattered food. :p

Granted, but somehow in uploading the file becomes corrupted so it didn't matter anyway!

I wish I could do two layouts a day and still have time for everything else that has to be done!

[JaeDee]

Granted but then they would look like a three-year old did them. (I know that one has been used before but I think it fits here)

I wish that my talk was written for Sunday all ready!!!

[Vallie]

Granted but you leave your glasses at home and can't read it!

I wish I could travel more.

[scamptx]

Granted, but the places you go are not where you want to be. (I can relate to this one recently!)

I wish that I could pack perfectly--not too much, not too little, not too heavy!

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted...but then the airline looses you luggage!

I wish that I could win a scrabble game against Gundimom

[JaeDee]

Granted then she would win twice at BINGO!

I wish that I would win at BINGO tonight!

[carolyn d]

Granted, but tonight would be your one and only.
I wish my skin wasn't so dry every winter.

[scamptx]

Granted, but now it's so oily you can't keep it clean...

I wish I had been awake for bingo last night! :annoyed: :mad: :annoyed:

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but then you would have slept through your meeting with the Journey club. (Which is what????)

I wish the sun would come out so it wouldn't be so gloomy outside!

[MarsOlson]

Granted... but the rising temperature will cause flooding

I wish I didn't have to cook today

[scamptx]

Granted, but the only thing you have to eat are raisins. (Where did that come from???)

I wish that it would stay cold here! (It's supposed to be in the 70's today after being in the 30's for the last few days...it's winter, dagnabbit!)

[JaeDee]

Granted but then it would stay cold all year long and nothing would grow in Texas and the economy would be ruined and it would be all your fault! Or It would stay cold until March and then get really hot and things will be normal as rain!

I wish that I was going to Las Vegas:cry: :cry: :cry: !!!

[scamptx]

Granted--no buts allowed!!

I wish that the outdoor air didn't smell like methane gas this morning! (What's up with that?!)

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but then you'd have to wear boots when you go outside to wade through the sewage! EEEEeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

I wish my DH would put away all the things he's left sitting in front of the garage!

[sands_healy]

Granted, but then you would have to help him :)

I wish my ears would clear up by the weekend :)

[JaeDee]

Granted but the q-tips you used would still be in your ears!

I wish that I didnt have to go to work tomorrow and I could stay home and scrap!!

[Carma]

Granted, but that would mean early retirement!
I wish I could find that recipe for chicken pot pie made with refrigerator biscuits.

[scamptx]

Granted, but the refrigerator bicuits are no longer available so you can't make it.

I wish I had some of that chicken pot pie that you are going to make with the bisuits that are no longer available!

[Marriedin79]

Granted but you have decided to become a vegetarian.

I wish that I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[carolyn d]

gRANTED, but you won't have any more cash to buy KITS !!!
I wish I didn't have a sore throat, hacking cough, cold chills, and a head that feels like it should droop to my knees it's so congested. (sniffle, whine)

[dagwood]

Granted, you will wake up well and happy but as soon as you go outside in the sun you will bet sunburn all over, your skin will bluster and peel and you will not be able to lay down for a few days!!! You will still be whining!!!

I wish my teenage son would go back to giving me a cuddle!!

[sammdc]

granted but then he smells
I wish my friend could get pregnant

[scamptx]

Granted but then she has quints.

I wish that my desk were more organized.

[GrandmaCrys]

Granted, but then your bathroom becomes quite a mess!

I wish that I lived closer to my grandsons!

[JaeDee]

Granted but then you would be babysitting alllllllll the time!

I wish that there wasnt a blizzard going on outside right now!!

[sammdc]

granted but then it be 105 outside

I wish that I never had to go back to work hehehehehe

[scamptx]

Granted, but you agree to foster three children under the age of two, four cats, and a dalmation and a St. Bernard.

I wish that I knew what the heck DSP was planning this summer, especially if I should be scouting for cheap air fare somewhere!