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LisasMom
05-08-2008, 07:57 PM
Granny - A lovely, young woman who is fortunate to have grandchildren.

GIT - Granny in Training - A lovely, young woman who is training to become a granny sometime in the future, regardless of whether or not she currently has children.

Wannabee - A lovely, young woman with grown children who have not had the courtesy to yet give their wonderful mothers any grandchildren.

Fur-granny - A lovely, young woman who is fortunate to have fur-babies in lieu of grandchildren.

Grandmonkey - A grandchild of one of the lovely, young women known as a Granny.

Red Threads -
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd317/JakesNana/Miscellaneous/RedThreadWordArt.png
This is from Meryl's beautiful Granny Red Thread Page Kit (http://store.digitalscrapbookplace.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=5465).

Granny Abbreviations -
WOS - What Omi Said

WVS - What Valley Said

W*S - What (insert name) Said

WEES - What Everyone Else Said

RGC - Retrobate Granny Club

DBL - Drive-by link

DBP - Drive-by posting

Sticky Beaks -

sticky beaks need to know

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/MarsOlson/stickybeak_old_lady.jpg . http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/MarsOlson/stickybeak-emu.jpg

Flatties -
Well, I wasn't in on the Flatties from the very beginning and I have a rather pitiful memory, but I believe when they started they were based on The Adventures of Flat Stanley. And please, someone, correct me if I'm wrong. :D I also think the first flatties came about as a way for the grannies, gits and wannabees who could not go in person to attend an crop.

MarsOlson created a complete wardrobe for the Flatties, including accessories. (Thanks, Mars, we're forever grateful! :hug: :hug: )

These days, each time a granny gets ready for a wonderful vacation, or goes to a crop, or does anything which she thinks might appeal to the others, she invites them to dress for the occassion and takes them along.

I even found out that they show up at places UNINVITED!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
And can really cause mayhem and havoc! Seems as we get older, some of us become way less inhibited! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

For instance:

Grape Gobbling Grannies (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=207342&ppuser=34323)
One Way Ticket (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=207341&ppuser=34323)
Flatties Demand Jam (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=203823&ppuser=34323)
Yep, the first-ever DSP digital crop was in January 2007 in Anaheim, California. Those of us could go were lording it over everyone else so Laura suggested a flat granny project based on the Flat Stanley series. The flatties made their first appearance at that crop and -- if I remember correctly -- the-flattie-who-will-have-no-name lost her underwear and disappeared not long after not-so-flat Sven arrived on the scene. Let's just say there was a tremendous amount of misbehavior! (And, yes, Amanda really did dance on the table.)

If you go to Lynnie's (FormbyGirl's) granny site you can see a picture of the Anaheim group: Anaheim Flatties & Friends (http://www.silers-alley.com/grannies/html/grannies_in_anaheim.html) plus some links on the left that go to other adventures. For the real scoop on the flatties, start at the Granny Gallery's earliest page (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=4116&page=30) -- lots of Anaheim and Melbourne LOs there.

Two Anaheim examples -- Formby's A Wild (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=161243) and Crazy Time (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=161245)
Oh, and I forgot to say that JaeDee was the driving force behind actually getting the flatties there. Kim/yvspeck and I helped but we weren't as dedicated as JD. In fact, Kim actually embarrassed Daggie (with chocolate drops) as you can see in JD's Grannies Go to Anaheim (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=160817)


Discombobulate, interdigitate, epidermis -
Discombobulated is "not found in the English dictionaries" :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, we know it's found in the speech patterns of the estimable PQ Fran and her wayward offspring, DixieMama (OOPS, sorry, Dix! :o )we now know it's found in the dictionary, according to Oh Knowledgeable One, Impy, but also, my Spell Checker recognized it right off the bat! So....................Kay, it's pretty official!!! Go ahead, use it in conversation, put it in a letter, heck, feature it on one of your amazing layouts! You're safe!:D
:shocked: :shocked: I can't even SOUND it ..never mind USE it !!:eek: But what a lovely word it is..and what a loquacious lady we have in our midst !! (better find another dictionary source..Encarta sucks !!:annoyed: )
Kay, if it's a new word to South Africa, you HAVE to use it so people will wonder what the heck you're up to. It's pronounced dis-kuhm-BOB-you-late.

When I was teaching 8th graders, I had a "nothing akin to romance around me during school hours" rule for all of my little hormone-pumped friends. :p When I saw kids holding hands in class, I would stage whisper, "I can't believe that Johnny and Susie would interdigitate right here in my classroom." :annoyed: Kids would laugh -- loving couple would jump apart ASAP -- and then everyone would dive for their dictionaries. :lol::lol: The time I had the most fun, though, was when a kid said (pre-dictionary), "Mrs. J, are you sure teachers are ALLOWED to say that in school?" :yahoo: Goes to show that words are what we make of 'em, huh? :yes:

Oh, and that's why I ADORED teaching 14-year-olds -- they're never ever boring!! I love retirement but I think I will always miss my time in the classroom with my own students. But then I think of administrators, meetings, rules, regulations...... :doh:
Omi, you're story reminds me of a time in my late teens when someone told me my 'epidermis' was showing! :eek: :yikes: :confused: :o I spent the next 20 minutes checking and rechecking my bra, shirt, shorts' hardware, etc., all the while listening to the raucous laughter of my friends. :doh: :lol:

LisasMom
05-08-2008, 08:01 PM
WOS - What Omi Said

WVS - What Valley Said

W*S - What (insert name) Said

WEES - What Everyone Else Said

RGC - Retrobate Granny Club

DBL - Drive-by link

DBP - Drive-by posting

flrebareba
05-08-2008, 08:39 PM
To funny I really need to join you all. You seen to have a great group. I have tried but there is always so much going on in there I get lost ... But I do pop in and read all the time :)

JaeDee
05-08-2008, 10:46 PM
Vicki!!! Awesome!!!!

PQ FRAN
05-08-2008, 10:59 PM
Excellent Vicki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

evergreen100
05-08-2008, 11:03 PM
Great job LM!!!

Abby
05-08-2008, 11:51 PM
Love this!! Makes everything so clear :)!!!

wuvie
05-09-2008, 12:09 AM
This is wonderful!! :hug: :hug:

what's the red thread?

Carma
05-09-2008, 01:57 AM
Vickie you have done a great job here. Will try to post some things in here too.

LisasMom
05-09-2008, 03:23 AM
This is wonderful!! :hug: :hug:

what's the red thread?

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd317/JakesNana/Miscellaneous/RedThreadWordArt.png
This is from Meryl's beautiful Granny Red Thread Page Kit (http://store.digitalscrapbookplace.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=5465).

nachtstern
05-09-2008, 03:45 AM
that so just went on my wishlist ;)

sammdc
05-09-2008, 06:27 AM
what a wonderful thread

kaybutler@mweb.
05-09-2008, 06:40 AM
Woo-Hoo Vicki..you go girl !!! Everything you ever needed to know..but where too afraid to ask !

dagwood
05-09-2008, 07:46 AM
should we tell people about our 007 messages, or should we just keep that one to oursleves??????? Do we really want to give away all our secrets!!:) :)

dagwood
05-09-2008, 07:47 AM
flatties??

wuvie
05-09-2008, 09:03 AM
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd317/JakesNana/Miscellaneous/RedThreadWordArt.png
This is from Meryl's beautiful Granny Red Thread Page Kit (http://store.digitalscrapbookplace.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=5465).


Thank you and I am so glad I asked! :hug: :yes:

Kerr
05-09-2008, 09:52 AM
Oh your grannies are just a hoot! I have never met a more loving, crazy, full of energy, and hilarious group of ladies in my life!

LisasMom
05-09-2008, 12:37 PM
Ok, who wants to explain the flatties???

GrandmaCrys
05-09-2008, 01:27 PM
Miss LM, you are too kind, thoughtful, caring, loving and funny, by half! Terrific thread!!! Thanks

AliceAMattison
05-09-2008, 04:31 PM
Great job, Vicki!

LisasMom
05-09-2008, 05:23 PM
Miss LM, you are too kind, thoughtful, caring, loving and funny, by half! Terrific thread!!! Thanks

So does that mean that YOU are volunteering to explain the flatties!?!?!?!? :yes: :yes:

Really, Crys, you would be a good one since you are the *victim* of one of their many bouts of mischief!! :lol: :lol: :shocked: :shocked: :lol: :lol:

GrandmaCrys
05-10-2008, 02:52 PM
Well, I wasn't in on the Flatties from the very beginning and I have a rather pitiful memory, but I believe when they started they were based on The Adventures of Flat Stanley. And please, someone, correct me if I'm wrong. :D I also think the first flatties came about as a way for the grannies, gits and wannabees who could not go in person to attend an crop.

MarsOlson created a complete wardrobe for the Flatties, including accessories. (Thanks, Mars, we're forever grateful! :hug: :hug: )

These days, each time a granny gets ready for a wonderful vacation, or goes to a crop, or does anything which she thinks might appeal to the others, she invites them to dress for the occassion and takes them along.

I even found out that they show up at places UNINVITED!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
And can really cause mayhem and havoc! Seems as we get older, some of us become way less inhibited! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

For instance:

Grape Gobbling Grannies (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=207342&ppuser=34323)
One Way Ticket (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=207341&ppuser=34323)
Flatties Demand Jam (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=203823&ppuser=34323)

evergreen100
05-11-2008, 07:10 AM
Grannyscrap is correct when she said the Flattie Fenomenon was based on the book series The Adventures of Flat Stanley! The suggestion came from our very own Lauraloub, so that those Grans who were unable to attend the big crop (in Anaheim I think) could do so in a fashion. And as Grannyscrap says, ever since then, we dress up our Flatties for every occasion and have travelled the world! My Flattie has much more fun than I do, she has travelled further and does things my round self would never do:D

LisasMom
05-30-2008, 02:45 PM
Here is an interesting conversation to save for further reference!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Discombobulated is "not found in the English dictionaries" :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, we know it's found in the speech patterns of the estimable PQ Fran and her wayward offspring, DixieMama (OOPS, sorry, Dix! :o )we now know it's found in the dictionary, according to Oh Knowledgeable One, Impy, but also, my Spell Checker recognized it right off the bat! So....................Kay, it's pretty official!!! Go ahead, use it in conversation, put it in a letter, heck, feature it on one of your amazing layouts! You're safe!:D
:shocked: :shocked: I can't even SOUND it ..never mind USE it !!:eek: But what a lovely word it is..and what a loquacious lady we have in our midst !! (better find another dictionary source..Encarta sucks !!:annoyed: )
Kay, if it's a new word to South Africa, you HAVE to use it so people will wonder what the heck you're up to. It's pronounced dis-kuhm-BOB-you-late.

When I was teaching 8th graders, I had a "nothing akin to romance around me during school hours" rule for all of my little hormone-pumped friends. :p When I saw kids holding hands in class, I would stage whisper, "I can't believe that Johnny and Susie would interdigitate right here in my classroom." :annoyed: Kids would laugh -- loving couple would jump apart ASAP -- and then everyone would dive for their dictionaries. :lol::lol: The time I had the most fun, though, was when a kid said (pre-dictionary), "Mrs. J, are you sure teachers are ALLOWED to say that in school?" :yahoo: Goes to show that words are what we make of 'em, huh? :yes:

Oh, and that's why I ADORED teaching 14-year-olds -- they're never ever boring!! I love retirement but I think I will always miss my time in the classroom with my own students. But then I think of administrators, meetings, rules, regulations...... :doh:
Omi, you're story reminds me of a time in my late teens when someone told me my 'epidermis' was showing! :eek: :yikes: :confused: :o I spent the next 20 minutes checking and rechecking my bra, shirt, shorts' hardware, etc., all the while listening to the raucous laughter of my friends. :doh: :lol:

DixieMama
05-30-2008, 03:47 PM
Leave it to Vicki to preserve that which needs preserving forever!! :lol: :tup: ;)

omio
05-30-2008, 05:31 PM
Yep, the first-ever DSP digital crop was in January 2007 in Anaheim, California. Those of us could go were lording it over everyone else so Laura suggested a flat granny project based on the Flat Stanley series. The flatties made their first appearance at that crop and -- if I remember correctly -- the-flattie-who-will-have-no-name lost her underwear and disappeared not long after not-so-flat Sven arrived on the scene. Let's just say there was a tremendous amount of misbehavior! (And, yes, Amanda really did dance on the table.)

If you go to Lynnie's (FormbyGirl's) granny site you can see a picture of the Anaheim group: Anaheim Flatties & Friends (http://www.silers-alley.com/grannies/html/grannies_in_anaheim.html) plus some links on the left that go to other adventures. For the real scoop on the flatties, start at the Granny Gallery's earliest page (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=4116&page=30) -- lots of Anaheim and Melbourne LOs there.

Two Anaheim examples -- Formby's A Wild (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=161243) and Crazy Time (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=161245):

http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/data/4116/Wild_and_Crazy_Time_001_540x540.jpg

http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/data/4116/Wild_and_Crazy_Time_002_550x550.jpg

omio
05-30-2008, 05:40 PM
Oh, and I forgot to say that JaeDee was the driving force behind actually getting the flatties there. Kim/yvspeck and I helped but we weren't as dedicated as JD. In fact, Kim actually embarrassed Daggie (with chocolate drops) as you can see in JD's Grannies Go to Anaheim (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=160817)

http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/gallery/data/4116/grannies-at-Anaheim.jpg

Cathiemarie
05-30-2008, 05:41 PM
Who wants to define "grannie leaks" ????

evergreen100
05-30-2008, 06:50 PM
Who wants to define "grannie leaks" ????

:o Ummm, now THAT's a whole 'nother story!!!!!!:D:D:D

New Grans, go back to page 1 in the GT and read forward a page or two to find out how that term originated:D:D

LM, I LOVE your discombobulated "montage":D:D

Omi, great job on the "Flatties" introduction to new GTers and a humorous reminder to all of us who were involved at those times:D

MarsOlson
10-31-2008, 04:04 PM
another often heard grannyism

sticky beaks need to know

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/MarsOlson/stickybeak_old_lady.jpg . http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/MarsOlson/stickybeak-emu.jpg

LisasMom
12-22-2008, 11:40 PM
Updated! Should all (or most) be in the first thread now!

MsJessica
12-23-2008, 12:00 AM
As a GIT (having looked up the definition ;) ) I love this thread. :)

DixieMama
12-23-2008, 08:52 AM
You rock Vicki!!! :tup:

Cupcake
04-27-2009, 04:02 AM
How many of you remember the first time either somebody told you they woke up and had 20 phalanges in bed with them or you got tell your grandma it happened to you???? The first time somebody pulled that on me I was horrified. I was sure they had to be some sorta horrible bug....Only to have my friends laugh and tell me what they really were

Oh BTW see how nice I am being in the granny thread. The grannies bring out the best in me I am not even misbehaving a bit LOL

PS nobody has to explain flatties to me........hehehehehehe my nickname in school was 2x4

GrandmaCrys
04-27-2009, 07:11 AM
If the granny thread brings out *the best* in you, it's only because you know there's 110 or more eyes on you! :eek: :eek:

But.......I'm not totally convinced it's even you. I thought I was having horrid heartburn last night (after eating greasy chicken! :yikes: :yikes:), but now I'm thinking perhaps it was you sneaking in to take over my persona, since I'm sooooooooooooooooo NICE........... mmmmwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Cupcake
04-27-2009, 02:05 PM
I was trying to seal your persona because you are such a terrific grandma but I decided that would be nice and just remind the grannies that this month at snl the theme is Boys and their toys which would be perfect for the grannies and just maybe...MAYBE if I can lift some of those zips as well they might be available LOL so really try and be at the Saturday Night Live chat on the 23 of May at 10:00 pm in the chat room