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Elisabeth
10-20-2008, 06:33 PM
Here's another little fun game! Good news Bad news - you'll answer the person above you, and then post another good news, so it goes like this:

Poster 1:

GN: My treat bag is FULL!

Poster 2:

BN: It's full of rocks!
GN: I found the best costume ever!

Poster 3:

BN: It fell off at the first house and you stood there in your bloomers.
GN: A red blooded, fully grown Zorro just knocked on my door!

Poster 4:

BN: Then he took off his mask and you saw it was that knuckle head you didn't like in third grade.
GN: I got invited to a Halloween party!



(Okay, take it from there, next poster!)

scamptx
10-20-2008, 06:39 PM
BN: It happened yesterday.
GN: Someone put a hundred dollar bill in your treat bag.

NashvilleAngel
10-20-2008, 06:43 PM
BN: Unfortunately the treat bag had a big tear in the bottom which the hundred dollar bill slide right through.

GN: You attended the spooktacular party event of the year!

newbienfr
10-20-2008, 08:46 PM
BN: Some of your costume was tucked into your underwear.

GN: Your trick-or-treat bag is filled to the brim.

boobearsmama1
10-20-2008, 08:48 PM
BN: It is filled with earth worms!

GN: Several houses are giving out $1 bills to the trick or treaters!

Tina
10-20-2008, 08:49 PM
BN: It's play money

GN: You have the best costume at the party

Elisabeth
10-20-2008, 08:54 PM
BN: You went to the wrong party - the bachelor's party where they were waiting for their stripper.
GN: Your trick or treat shoes are very comfortable.

pinky7
10-20-2008, 08:56 PM
BN: But you left them at home.

GN: You carved a beautiful pumpkin!

KY Bumpkin
10-20-2008, 08:57 PM
BN: Unfortunately the local neighborhood kids smashed them with their baseball bats.
GN: The best horror flick eva is on at the movie theater for a special midnight showing!

scamptx
10-20-2008, 09:01 PM
BN: But you fall asleep and miss it.
GN: Your best friend offers to take your kids trick or treating.

KY Bumpkin
10-20-2008, 09:06 PM
BN: While waiting for him to get to your place you see him on America's Most Wanted
GN: Your next door neighbor happens to be a police officer

Elisabeth
10-20-2008, 09:16 PM
BN: He was the accomplice.

GN: There's a sale on candy at the store!

Jill W
10-20-2008, 09:23 PM
BN: You lost your false teeth so can't eat the candy!

GN: You won the pumpkin carving contest!

luv2stamp82
10-20-2008, 10:50 PM
BN: It wasn't really your pumpkin!

GN: You have the kids costumes prepared already!

Tina
10-20-2008, 10:54 PM
BN: You are making them go as trash bags

GN: Everyone's coming to your Halloween party!

boobearsmama1
10-20-2008, 10:55 PM
BN: But they are bringing rotten candy

GN: Your favorite halloween candy is now available in the store for half price!

caraffle
10-20-2008, 11:17 PM
BN: Its half price because its from last year

GN: You decide to make Candy Apples and everybody loves them.

KY Bumpkin
10-20-2008, 11:21 PM
BN: Until they keep finding half worms in them :pumpkin:
GN: You find costumes for your kids half price!

megs112
10-20-2008, 11:26 PM
BN: But they are of a sexy stripper and fireman

GN: Your decorations win first prize with the local news

gram2nic
10-20-2008, 11:46 PM
BN: Your DNA was found on the toliet paper you used for decorations then was used to TP the next doors neighbors house. Now you are charged with malicious destruction.

GN: Al small kids came to your house trick or treating.

Margie
10-21-2008, 12:18 AM
BN: my dog ate them! :pumpkin2:

GN: your house won the best decorated for halloween prize!

mommabyrd2003
10-21-2008, 12:30 AM
BN: Only you didn't decorate. It's just the way it is normally.

GN: Your kids only get healthy treats while trick or treating.

Meryl
10-21-2008, 12:32 AM
BN: they have hidden the bad ones from you

GN: most South Africans have not cottoned on to Halloween

Elisabeth
10-21-2008, 12:56 AM
BN: But Americans are wearing down your faithful resilience.

GN: You pose for the perfect photo in your very delightful costume!

Meryl
10-21-2008, 12:59 AM
BN: The lens cap was still on

GN: Someone else had a camera

Margie
10-21-2008, 02:05 AM
BN: but they took the picture from behind! :eek:

GN: you got plenty of sleep so you could stay up late on halloween

scamptx
10-21-2008, 06:40 AM
BN: But then you fell sick with a sleeping sickness and slept through it any way.

GN: Your kids let you have all of your favorite candy from their treat bags.

Elisabeth
10-21-2008, 08:07 AM
BN: After they tasted each piece and didn't like it.

GN: Your favourite digiscrap site is having a Spooktacular event!

mommabyrd2003
10-21-2008, 08:19 AM
BN: You only did it because you bought several super size bags to eat all on your own which you did and gained some unwanted pounds.

GN: All of your favorite scary movies are on TV...

sammdc
10-21-2008, 08:21 AM
BN the electricity has gone off
GN you know some great ghost stories to tell

Elisabeth
10-21-2008, 08:46 AM
BN: You're surrounded only by toddlers
GN: Your favorite band is playing at your favorite arena on Halloween!

nachtstern
10-21-2008, 08:52 AM
BN: There are all sold out!
GN: You finally have the whole house to yourself for a quiet night

LisasMom
10-21-2008, 09:48 AM
BN: There is a wild teenager's party on each side of you with teen's running back and forth, loud music, and lots of pranking going on right outside in your yard.

GN: You feel wild and silly, so they let you join in with them!

Jill W
10-21-2008, 10:09 AM
BN: ...they are a wild bunch - when you walk in the house they are playing Twister ... in the nude! :eek:

GN: You have nothing on your adgenda for the day and can scrap to your heart's content

newbienfr
10-21-2008, 10:14 AM
BN: your computer has a virus and no longer works.

GN: You just got a raise at work,

gram2nic
10-21-2008, 10:28 AM
BN: Your raise just raised into the next tax bracket and now you loose money.

GN: Your hubby invites you out for a romantic dinner

LisasMom
10-21-2008, 10:32 AM
BN: The car breaks down in the middle of no where in a rain storm where there is no cell service and hubby can't go for help because of his sprained ankle!

GN: He feels so bad about it all, that he tells you to buy a new dress!

gram2nic
10-21-2008, 11:20 AM
BN: The only dress you could fit into was a Witches Costume

GN: You realize you look pretty good as a witch!

Erica
10-21-2008, 12:39 PM
BN: And that's before you tried on the costume
GN: you won the 'best dressed' at the witches convention last night

MarsOlson
10-21-2008, 12:53 PM
BN: that's because you grew a giant wart on your nose
GN: now frogs love you

Jill W
10-21-2008, 01:12 PM
GN: You love frog legs
BN: The frogs heard about that and have fled!

luv2stamp82
10-21-2008, 02:01 PM
BN: They fled into your house

GN: You get to go to a haunted house!

gram2nic
10-21-2008, 02:19 PM
BN: You got so scared at the haunted house you had to go home to change your clothes

GN: The Ghost costume/dress fits too!

Tara
10-21-2008, 03:07 PM
BN: The ghost costume/dress is an XXXXL Men's size.

GN: You now have an excuse to gorge yourself on Ding Dongs and Ho Hos and Zebra Cakes!

GrandmaCrys
10-21-2008, 03:51 PM
BN: But as you bite into them, you discover they're full of meal worms.

GN: Everyone in the neighborhood loves the treats you're giving out.

mommabyrd2003
10-21-2008, 04:40 PM
BN: Word has spread about your treats and you're running low.

GN: Your kids want to make their own costumes with things laying around the house.

newbienfr
10-21-2008, 05:05 PM
BN: They want to use all your dirty laundry.

GN: You have been selected to play an extra in the next Harry Potter movie,

Jill W
10-21-2008, 05:33 PM
BN: You will be out of town when the movie is being filmed

GN: A DSP designer just named an awsome kit after you!

Elisabeth
10-21-2008, 05:41 PM
BN: Your name is Mickey Moron.

GN: YOu change your name!

newbienfr
10-21-2008, 05:51 PM
BN: The only name that is left to use is Amanda Huggenkiss.

GN: You made a wonderful fancy dinner for your friends.

honeymoon
10-21-2008, 05:55 PM
BN: They thought dinner was tomorrow night

GN: There is lots of chocolate dessert to eat tonight.

newbienfr
10-21-2008, 05:57 PM
BN: You were in an accident and your jaw is wired shut.

GN: You receive a year-long membership to a spa

scamptx
10-21-2008, 06:14 PM
BN: But that accident also put you in a body cast for a year. OUCH!
GN: You win free tickets to a musical on Broadway and a week in NYC all expenses paid.

There will be no bad news...we're talkin NY here. :D

Elisabeth
10-21-2008, 06:17 PM
BN: The notice takes too long to arrive and you see that the date of the trip was 2003.

GN: A new and valid trip is won!

scamptx
10-21-2008, 06:39 PM
oooooo!

BN: You can't take your kids with you. (HA!)
GN: Your child/ren all behave beautifully when at a formal party.

Jill W
10-21-2008, 07:19 PM
BN: You realize they weren't YOUR child/ren!

GN: Tomorrow is your birthday!

Lynnie
10-21-2008, 07:41 PM
BN: You realize you are 10 years older than you thought you were
GN: You look in the mirror and realize you are a pretty hot mama for your age...

Jill W
10-21-2008, 07:57 PM
BN: It was a FUN HOUSE mirror you were looking into!

GN: You stepped on the scale and have lost 4 pounds!

Tara
10-21-2008, 08:00 PM
BN: You still have 156 pounds to go!

GN: Your hubby promises to buy you an all new wardrobe when you lose it all.

HeatherH
10-21-2008, 08:09 PM
BN: The clothes are all from Frederick's of Hollywood.

GN: You got LOTD at DSP!

Marriedin79
10-21-2008, 08:38 PM
BN: But their love makes the warts multiply all over your body
GN: You've been awarded a research grant worth millions of dollars to study the reason that frogs cause warts.

(that was a tough one)

Jill W
10-21-2008, 09:49 PM
BN: YOU are assigned to CATCH all of the frogs

GN: You hit the lottery!! 2.7 Million $$'s is yours ... all yours!!!! :yahoo:

Elisabeth
10-21-2008, 10:14 PM
BN: Before you could redeem the ticket, you drop it in the shredder...
(oh this makes me want to cry!)
GN: That hot crush from high school calls you!

Jill W
10-21-2008, 10:30 PM
BN: You meet the HS hottie @ a local coffee shop ... he has all 14 of his kids with him!

GN: You had a dentist appointment ---- and you are cavity free!! :applause:

LisasMom
10-21-2008, 10:48 PM
BN: Too bad the gums have to go!

GN: One of the 14 kids mentioned previously is a periodontist and will do the surgery for free because her father spoke so highly of you!

KY Bumpkin
10-21-2008, 11:02 PM
BN: You research the peri and discover she's being sued in 3 different states for malpractice, and to help pay her attorney fees she's resorted to robbing banks
GN: While researching said peri you find a miracle herb that causes gums to repair themselves

**Edited because the peri was a SHE not a HE as I first read, LOL!

Jill W
10-21-2008, 11:09 PM
(((...so much for me being very productive while @ work tonight...)))

BN: The herb helps your gums, but makes your hair fall out!

GN: Your HS hottie and his kids offers to clean your whole house for you while you recover from your owie gums!

Elisabeth
10-21-2008, 11:16 PM
LORI!!!!! ha ha ha ha I know where that came from!

honeymoon
10-21-2008, 11:18 PM
BN: When they offered to clean the house for you, you didn't realise they meant to "Clean Out" the whole house of all your possessions.

GN: You have insurance.

KY Bumpkin
10-21-2008, 11:28 PM
:pumpkin:

BN: Unfortunately you discover you forgot to pay your premiums last month
GN: You find all the pieces to the shredded lotto ticket and manage to tape them all back together!

shawsi
10-21-2008, 11:29 PM
BN: Unfortunately it was with duck tape.

GN: They honor it anyway.

LisasMom
10-21-2008, 11:36 PM
BN: The 14 little hoodlums spiked the food with ExLax laxatives! :eek:

GN: Your gums were still sore so you never ate any of the spiked food.

shawsi
10-21-2008, 11:36 PM
Sorry...hope I didn't mess it up.

KY Bumpkin
10-21-2008, 11:40 PM
BN: Unfortunately the punch you drank was spiked with Imodium AD and now you're constipated!
GN: There's leftovers from the party in your fridge!

mommabyrd2003
10-21-2008, 11:59 PM
BN: It's all past it's refrig/shelf life and after eating it you're suddenly relieved of your constipation.

GN: The hottie's wife shows up leaving him with you and takes all the kids.

KY Bumpkin
10-22-2008, 12:01 AM
BN: He hasn't had a vasectomy yet
GN: The Urologist happens to have an opening tomorrow

Jill W
10-22-2008, 12:05 AM
BN: Hottie wants you to take him to the doctor

GN: You have a dentist appointment so can't take Hottie (gotta get those gums checked out!)

LisasMom
10-22-2008, 12:13 AM
BN: Hottie chickens out on the vasectomy but lies and says *It's done!*

GN: !!! There is no good news !!!

Elisabeth
10-22-2008, 12:14 AM
BN: You've spent all your scrapping time playing this game tonight!

GN: You are off work tomorrow!

kaliko88
10-22-2008, 12:36 AM
BN: You only got the day off to go to consultations with Jenny Craig and Curves after eating all the Halloween candy.

GN: Hubby picks up take out for dinner to cheer you up before starting that diet and exercise routine!

Jill W
10-22-2008, 12:38 AM
BN: HS hottie is a waiter at the restaurant!! (man, you just can't shake him off!)

GN: Once you start working out and getting fit you will feel soooo much better!

honeymoon
10-22-2008, 05:09 AM
BN: You trip as you leave the restaurant and sprain your ankle.

GN: No exercise for you ... instead you start your computer and open your scrapping program.

scamptx
10-22-2008, 06:13 AM
BN: (and this really hurts!) Your hard drive crashes

GN: but you've backed up all your photos and kits!

GrandmaCrys
10-22-2008, 06:59 AM
BN: The hottie makes a mad grab for you and knocks your EHD off the desk.

GN: Gundi knows someone who may be able to retrieve your data.

sammdc
10-22-2008, 08:01 AM
BN they too busy too see you for a month

GN you won $10 000 on a scratch off

RosieP
10-22-2008, 10:11 AM
BN: but you left the ticket in the pocket of your jeans...and then you did the laundry and now that ticket looks like a chewed wad of gum.

GN: the price of gasoline is coming down

GrandmaCrys
10-22-2008, 11:02 AM
BN: You've just purchased an electric car.

GN: DSP is giving away 5 kits to the first 25 posters in the *Great Giveaway* thread.

Meryl
10-22-2008, 11:40 AM
BN: as you click "Reply" you got the "You broke DSP message.

GN: Your friend managed to get you the recipe for the best kept secret, fantabulous chocolate cake ever!

newbienfr
10-22-2008, 01:29 PM
BN: all the measurements in the recipe are wrong.

GN: Your husband said he wanted to stay home and clean the house today.

shawsi
10-22-2008, 01:59 PM
BN: You just cleaned it yesterday.
GN: He said he would take you antiquing!

Jill W
10-22-2008, 02:20 PM
BN: ...with the money you'd won from the scratch off lottery ticket! :doh:
GN: Your daughter called - she's getting married!!!!! :yahoo:

shawsi
10-22-2008, 02:24 PM
BN: Tomorrow
GN: The groom has offered to fly you all to Hawaii.

newbienfr
10-22-2008, 03:37 PM
BN: the wedding is in New York.

GN: They are paying for the wedding themselves.

GrandmaCrys
10-22-2008, 04:37 PM
BN: The *Wedding Party* consists of themselves, the JP and two street people as attendants.

GN: You just adore your new SIL-to-be!

Jill W
10-22-2008, 04:39 PM
BN: Your future SIL doesn't care so much for you
GN: You've always wanted to go to Hawaii

boobearsmama1
10-22-2008, 04:44 PM
BN: You get to go, but it's pouring down rain!
GN: You just bought the last two tickets to the fall festival

gram2nic
10-22-2008, 05:03 PM
BN: But it snowed three feet and you couldn't go!

GN: Your husband bought you a new snow shovel

candi1973
10-22-2008, 05:09 PM
BN: The shovel broke with the first scoop of snow!

GN: You have prepared some hot chocolate!

by the way.....this is the funniest game ever! I love it! i have been on a lot of boards, but have never seen this one!!!

kaliko88
10-22-2008, 05:29 PM
BN: You just spilled it all over your keyboard trying to stuff marshmallows in it.

GN: You still have most of the bag of marshmallows to snack on!

candi1973
10-22-2008, 05:35 PM
BN: You choked on a marshmellow

GN: Your husband is trained in emergency medicine

KY Bumpkin
10-22-2008, 06:32 PM
BN: Sadly he is at work over an hour away.
GN: The HS Hottie shows up and knows the heimlech!

Elisabeth
10-22-2008, 06:40 PM
BN: Your husband surprisingly arrives at the same time!
GN: THey were best buds in grade school.

GrandmaCrys
10-22-2008, 06:47 PM
BN: Until they got into a fight over an 8th grade cheerleader.
GN: YOU were that cheerleader.

shawsi
10-22-2008, 07:54 PM
BN: They forget about taking care of you and go at it again.

GN: You cough the marshmallow up on your own.

candi1973
10-22-2008, 08:51 PM
BN: The coughed-out marshmellow hits the police officer (who just showed up) in the eye

GN: He gives you his phone number and whispers, "Call me if things don't work out with your husband"

shawsi
10-22-2008, 09:00 PM
BN: You called and it was your Mother-in-laws number.

GN: She is hard of hearing and didn't know it was you!

mommabyrd2003
10-22-2008, 09:59 PM
BN: She read your number on the caller ID and calls back catching you off guard which leads to you blurting out the truth of why you were calling.

GN: She suffers from a bit of memory loss and thinks you're talking about her son and NOT the hottie.

Elisabeth
10-22-2008, 10:08 PM
BN: You are so confused (just like your readers) as to WHICH man you have any interest in!
GN: You "blow this joint" and go out for a night on the town alone.

candi1973
10-22-2008, 10:15 PM
BN: Due to the previous mentioned Snow Storm, everything is closed!!!

GN: You head to over to a friend's house nearby who is throwing a big party!!!

Jill W
10-22-2008, 10:51 PM
BN: Everyone at the party has already passed out!

GN: That leaves more cocktails for you! :o

Elisabeth
10-22-2008, 11:00 PM
BN: It's cranberry juice cocktail
GN: The best looking guy at the party wakes up!

candi1973
10-22-2008, 11:01 PM
BN: His breath smelled horrible and you couldn't stand it!!!

GN: You had some gum in your purse and you offered him two pieces!

Meryl
10-22-2008, 11:23 PM
BN He said no, you need it more than I

GN Another hottie walks in

moog25
10-23-2008, 12:32 AM
BN He's not alone
GN He's with his sister

Carole
10-23-2008, 01:13 AM
BN His sister just happens to be your worst rival in high school, who vowed vengeance on you after you beat her out as head cheerleader!

GN She has joined a peace loving scrapbooking commune out west where she channels her inner turmoil into stunning graphic style layouts.

Roberta T
10-23-2008, 01:15 AM
BN: She has managed to one-up you again!
GN: You decide to pump her for ideas.

shawsi
10-23-2008, 01:19 AM
BN: They kicked her out because she wasn't really peace loving.

GN: So she joined some radical scrapbooking commune out east and is going there tomorrow, exacto knives in tow.

Carole
10-23-2008, 01:33 AM
BN The new commune is next door.

GN You just sold them your property for an outrageous sum of money so they can expand.

baflien
10-23-2008, 02:15 AM
BN They found the cracks in the basement and ran

GN DSP is coming to South Africa for a crop!!

Elisabeth
10-23-2008, 02:40 AM
BN: We drive Meryl out of her mind with our horrid uncouth american ways!
GN: She has an inn nearby she stashes us in.

honeymoon
10-23-2008, 05:06 AM
BN: There wasn't enough room at the inn.

GN: Since you'd travelled all that way anyway, you book a stop-over in NZ on the way home.

MarsOlson
10-23-2008, 05:37 AM
BN: Lauren has gone to a crop in Vegas
GN: Lauren wins big at the slots and pays for everyone to come to the crop

GrandmaCrys
10-23-2008, 07:15 AM
BN: The crop was the previous day.

GN: ChristineG decides to schedule a crop in January.

Jill W
10-23-2008, 07:34 AM
BN: You have an important business meeting the same day as the crop, so you can't go

GN: They always have wonderful snacks at those all day meetings

luv2stamp82
10-23-2008, 10:32 AM
BN: Your allergic to everything they are serving

GN: You get to go shopping today!

Penny M
10-23-2008, 01:03 PM
BN: The 75% off sale on new merchandise ended yesterday.

GN: Your DH called while you were at the store to tell you he had a wonderful surprise for you at home. He said something about "it's what you have been dreaming about."

Elisabeth
10-23-2008, 01:08 PM
BN: You don't think he could actually have gotten Keanu Reeves in a box.
GN: He did!

gram2nic
10-23-2008, 01:12 PM
BN; it was just a poster of Keanu Reeves

GN: he allowed you to hang the poster on the bedroom wall!

shawsi
10-23-2008, 01:16 PM
BN: The Inn is haunted by the former scrapbooking queen who resents digital scrapbookers.

GN: She decides digital is way cool!

boobearsmama1
10-23-2008, 01:17 PM
BN: Your kids came in and drew tattoo's and a mustache all over his face with a permanent marker!

GN: DSP is having a sale on all halloween/fall related kits! Plus a Z sale!!! :)

candi1973
10-23-2008, 02:36 PM
BN: Your computer has crashed and you cannot take advantage of the sale

GN: You went to the library and used their computers!

luv2stamp82
10-23-2008, 03:48 PM
BN: The electricity went out

GN: Your mom also has a computer!

candi1973
10-23-2008, 03:51 PM
BN: You went to use hers and her internet was down!

GN: She had baked some pies and was ready to share!

idtwinmom
10-23-2008, 03:52 PM
BN: Your Mom lives across country.

GN: You have a plane ticket in your wallet.

candi1973
10-23-2008, 03:54 PM
BN: You got to the airport and your flight was cancelled

GN: They gave you a $300 voucher for your troubles...

GrandmaCrys
10-23-2008, 04:20 PM
BN: Walking away with a smile on your face, you notice the voucher expired last month. :(

GN: You have so many frequent flyer miles racked up, you decide to use those to go to your mother's.

Jill W
10-23-2008, 05:26 PM
BN: You board the plane and find the person sitting next to you is .... the HS hottie!!

GN: The weather is supposed to be beautiful when you arrive to spend time with your mom!

candi1973
10-23-2008, 05:58 PM
BN: You arrive at the airport where your mom lives to find that the weather forcast was wrong. A hurricane is scheduled to hit landfall in 3 hours.

GN: That's plenty of time to get to mom's and have some of that pie she made and get the heck out of dodge!

Tina
10-23-2008, 07:55 PM
BN: the pie was raspberry. You are allergic to raspberry, mom forgot.

GN: ice cream is still good!

luv2stamp82
10-23-2008, 07:56 PM
BN: There are no rental cars available due to the incoming storm so you are stranded at the airport.

GN: The bars are open!

Jill W
10-23-2008, 07:57 PM
BN: ...the ice cream was SO good in fact - you ate it tooooo quickly and ended up with a major BRAIN FREEZE!

GN: you and Mom have a chance to relax, chat together and enjoy one another's company

candi1973
10-23-2008, 08:29 PM
BN: You chatted so long, you missed your return flight home!

GN: More to to spend w/ mom who has offered to bake you a pie you're NOT allergic to!

GrandmaCrys
10-24-2008, 11:18 AM
BN: She's out of flour for making the crust.

GN: You both jump in your rental car and head to the nearest store.

candi1973
10-24-2008, 11:20 AM
BN: On the way to the store you are in an accident!

GN: It's just a fender-bender and no one is hurt!

Penny M
10-24-2008, 12:25 PM
BN: It's your fault.

GN: Your mother has great insurance and you didn't get a ticket.

candi1973
10-24-2008, 12:31 PM
BN: Your mom phones her insurance company and is informed that she's let her policy lapse, no claim will be paid!!!

GN: All the while your mom is in tears; suddenly your phone rings, it's your husband and he informs you that he purchased a winning lottery ticket!! The jackpot!

Meryl
10-24-2008, 01:38 PM
BN: On the way home a strong wind comes up and the ticket is blown off the dashboard where he has placed it (yes, just like a man!!!!!)

GN: The owner of the car you hit decides that the damage is not worth worry ing about

GrandmaCrys
10-24-2008, 05:48 PM
BN: In your glee of being freed of responsibility, you've forgotten that there's a hurricane rushing to the area.

GN: You turn on the radio and find the hurricane has taken a different track.

Lynnie
10-24-2008, 09:46 PM
BN It's heading for your office
GN It's heading for your office LOL

Elisabeth
10-24-2008, 11:42 PM
BN: You left Keanu's poster at the office!
GN: You still have your wallet sized well-kissed photos of him in your bra.

Margie
10-25-2008, 12:10 AM
BN: you left that bra at the office?!

GN: trick or treating down dsp lane (http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34802) has begun!!!

evergreen100
10-25-2008, 02:13 AM
GN: Ive been trick or treating down DSP Lane and getting lots of treats

BN: I had to smell Suzi's feet :eek:

tobnsydsmama
10-25-2008, 06:01 AM
I put a clothespin on my nose to avoid the smell!

BN: My feet are killing me from all of the trick or treating! ;) Margie

GN: I won the bobbing contest at the big party!

scamptx
10-25-2008, 08:57 AM
BN: The bobbing ruined your scary face make up...

GN: It was scarier after the bobbing than before!

GrandmaCrys
10-25-2008, 09:45 AM
BN: So scary, in fact, all the other party attendees fled in horror.

GN: ALL the treats are now yours!

KY Bumpkin
10-25-2008, 04:29 PM
BN: Too bad there were only a handful left!
GN: You won an all expense paid trip to Hogwarts to meet Harry!

poohbear77
10-25-2008, 05:07 PM
BN: Your flight has been delayed due to a storm conjured up by Voldermort!
GN: Your recently deceased rich uncle left you his entire fortune!

scamptx
10-25-2008, 05:43 PM
BN: But it was all in stocks and bonds that have tanked.

GN: But the house that is full of antiques is still yours!

Lynnie
10-25-2008, 06:18 PM
BN: but the estate taxes are HUGE and you can't sell because the housing market is really bad

GN: But one of the paintings in the house is by a famous artist

caraffle
10-25-2008, 06:21 PM
BN: unfortunately, the painting is attached to the wall

GN: So many people want it, the house is turned into a museum

Lynnie
10-25-2008, 06:49 PM
BN: The town declines the parking permit

GN: It is within walking distance of the town center

GrandmaCrys
10-25-2008, 10:10 PM
BN: There's an 15 foot wall between the town center and the museum.

GN: You have cleats and you're willing to use them.

Elisabeth
10-26-2008, 01:16 AM
BN: Willing doesn't mean able. That's a darn high wall!

GN: It has a gate.

karinadawn
10-26-2008, 03:32 AM
BN: The gate is locked with a huge padlock and can't be opened.

GN: You notice a window that is open.

scamptx
10-26-2008, 04:51 AM
BN: Upon closer observation, you realize it's boarded up from the inside.

GN: There's a hole in the board.

KY Bumpkin
10-26-2008, 11:03 AM
BN: There appears to be the muzzle of a shotgun sticking through the hole.
GN: You just found a pile of discarded building supplies! Enough to build a ladder at least 20 feet tall!

Elisabeth
10-27-2008, 01:25 AM
BN: But first you must cover up that hole with the shotgun end.
GN: The shotgun's gone!

sammdc
10-27-2008, 05:53 AM
BN So you break out in song
GN the room is sound proof

scamptx
10-27-2008, 06:22 AM
BN: But you've still alarmed the bats with your voice.

GN: They fly the other direction.

GrandmaCrys
10-27-2008, 05:46 PM
BN: Realizing their error, they reverse course.

GN: You remember bats are more afraid of you than you are of them.

KY Bumpkin
10-27-2008, 07:56 PM
BN: You realize they are vampire bats and do not play by the same rules as normal bats!
GN: You know you are anemic and no self respecting vampire bat would bother with you!

hiccup42
10-28-2008, 05:02 PM
BN: But being anemic makes you pretty tired so you have to go home and rest.
GN: While you have to rest you can't do housework - you have to stay in bed scrapping on your laptop

idtwinmom
10-28-2008, 05:42 PM
BN: All the photos and kits you want to use are on the Desktop.
GN: You have a wireless connection and can spend that time at DSP instead.

KY Bumpkin
10-28-2008, 06:43 PM
BN: The DSP store had a 1 hour spooktacular special of 98% off all downloadables! It ended 1 minute ago unfortunately.
GN: You found the highly addictive Good News/Bad News game at DSP!

scamptx
10-28-2008, 09:12 PM
BN: You can't keep up and miss the funniest posts.

GN: Duh! You can go back and read it later!

mom2triplets04
10-28-2008, 11:19 PM
BN - It's too late you need to go to bed

GN - I finished getting all the prizes from the houses and will be able to shop this week

GrandmaCrys
10-29-2008, 07:38 AM
BN: You lose all the coupon codes for all Trick or Treating prizes.

GN: You have more money in your bank account.

caraffle
10-29-2008, 11:50 AM
BN: You can't find the thread for the Scraplift the Spotlight member!!!!!

GN: The spotlight member is CATHIEMARIE!!!!!!!!!!! YIPEE GO CATHY GO

kaybutler@mweb.
10-29-2008, 12:42 PM
BN : Cathie did go..on her broom-stick..and has'nt been seen since !!!
GN : It was her flattie on the broom stick..she is still IN DA HOUSE !!!!

DixieMama
10-29-2008, 04:25 PM
BN: Someone moved the house and didn't leave a forwarding address
GN: Cathie just decided to come to the States and move in with Formby!!!!

Lynnie
10-29-2008, 09:58 PM
BN: She won't be here in time for my birthday
GN: But she'll be here the day after

Cathiemarie
10-29-2008, 10:07 PM
GN She will bring loads of Old Fashioned Sweeties for Lynnie
BN Lynnie's diet goes pear shaped

DixieMama
10-30-2008, 10:30 AM
BN : wait...that won't work...Cathie did it backwards!! :lol:
GN : Pears are HEALTHY!!! :D

dagwood
10-30-2008, 07:22 PM
BN...the pears are sugar coated and not good for the waistline
GN...but Lynnie eats to many and throws them all up!!

Lynnie
10-30-2008, 09:06 PM
BN: I really want more of them, and I want to include chocolate and ice cream with this lot

GN: I am a saint and I resist them...

scamptx
10-31-2008, 06:44 PM
BN: It doesn't matter, just thinking about it added the pounds!

GN: You thought about water all day and all those pounds washed away!

Elisabeth
10-31-2008, 10:33 PM
BN: It was her currency left over from England, not weight.

GN: A new non-sugar coated batch of pears arrives!

dagwood
11-01-2008, 06:34 AM
BN: the pears are all squashed and squishy!

GN: but squashed and squishy make a great hooch!!

Elisabeth
11-03-2008, 04:59 PM
BN: Our Halloween Spooktacular is OVER!
GN: I'm moving this game to the Off Topic/Games forum so we can still play!

GrandmaCrys
11-04-2008, 10:39 AM
BN: No one seems to have discovered it's moved! :(

GN: I get to be first to answer BN/GN in *Fun and Games* forum! :D

dagwood
11-05-2008, 02:52 AM
BN: I got lost in DSP trying to find where this game got moved to:(:(
GN: found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scamptx
11-05-2008, 05:41 AM
BN: but I don't have time to read backwards to catch up!

GN: oh, I see myself on this page...no catching up necessary!

GrandmaCrys
11-05-2008, 08:55 AM
BN: No catching up necessary.
GN: Don't have to wait for new pages to load

dagwood
11-08-2008, 06:19 PM
BN: pages are loading fast 'cause no one is playing this game
GN: I get to waffle all by myself!!

scamptx
11-08-2008, 07:52 PM
BN: You put too much syrup on that waffle and it stuck all the pages together.

GN: You got to lick the syrup off...:D

dagwood
11-11-2008, 02:12 AM
BN: and ended up with print all over my face

GN: going to leave a link in the granny thread and see some of them will come on over and read the print on my face

scamptx
11-11-2008, 06:55 AM
GN: You aren't online to be embarrased by someone (ME) seeing you with ink all over your face.

BN: You aren't online to see me posting here just for you!