For all the Grandmas out there!!

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Originally Posted by evergreen100

Too bloody HOT is what is wrong with me (but thanks for asking)

Arrgghh..it looks too awful over there ! DD is in Brisbane where it isn't that hot but still melting..she said it was the first time EVER she went to the mall just to hang out in the air conditioning !
Look what the Bureau of Meteorology posted :


This heatwave event, which was forecast to push the limits of previous temperature extremes, has required an adjustment of the scale used to represent forecast temperatures with new colours representing 50-52°C and 52-54°C.



I would NOT like to be living anywhere near the purple and black areas !!!

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Originally Posted by GM26

Buy a surf board! You do not have to use it but you could just stick it in the sand and sit at the side of it. At least you will look the part!!

Good thinking Batman !! ..and at least the wet suites distribute the cellulite evenly and hold it all in place !!

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Originally Posted by Rosie G

RETIRED HEALTH MESSAGE

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney.
It's the tortoise life for me!

1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4.. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise??
I don't think so.

I'm retired.
Go around me.

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're
in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to
play chess?

16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter .. . .
I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

20. DID I SEND THESE TO YOU BEFORE....

Thanks Rosie !!

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Originally Posted by PQ

Doug is fixing supper tonight.........I love having a man slave.

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Originally Posted by evergreen100

Sadly she missed out She will keep trying

Awww Hope she's not too disappointed !

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Originally Posted by Fulltime RVer

That doesn't sound like much fun. I'm glad the wine and diet Pepsi get through okay. How about chocolate? Maybe you need to eat nice smooth, creamy avocados.

..with mayo ??

[bendipez]

Kay???

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Originally Posted by PQ

Crab cakes, baked sweet potatoes, and iced tea. Yummy.

Iced tea in the middle of Winter with snow outside ??

[Vallie]

Originally Posted by kaybutler@mweb.

Arrgghh..it looks too awful over there ! DD is in Brisbane where it isn't that hot but still melting..she said it was the first time EVER she went to the mall just to hang out in the air conditioning !
Look what the Bureau of Meteorology posted :


[b][size="5"]This heatwave event, which was forecast to push the limits of previous temperature extremes, has required an adjustment of the scale used to represent forecast temperatures with new colours representing 50-52°C and 52-54°C.


I would NOT like to be living anywhere near the purple and black areas !!!

ICTMIA!!!!! I have been to that area but not in summer!

[ebears]

Originally Posted by Vallie

It is 24c here today! But the house still feels hot and the sun is beating on my window so it feels hotter in here than it is. A lot better than yesterdays 42C! But supposed to get to 40 again on saturday.

Yes we are also have much cooler weather but not sure how it will be in a couple of days. We have a fast moving cyclone off our coast in the northwest. Towns are on blue alert.

[Vallie]

Originally Posted by kaybutler@mweb.

..with mayo ??

[Vallie]

Originally Posted by kaybutler@mweb.

Iced tea in the middle of Winter with snow outside ??

I drink hot coffee and it is 40c outside!

[Vallie]

Originally Posted by ebears

Yes we are also have much cooler weather but not sure how it will be in a couple of days. We have a fast moving cyclone off our coast in the northwest. Towns are on blue alert.

Yes Friday and Saturday they predict 40c here again where I live. Poo! I saw the cyclone on the news, so far category 1.

[Vallie]

Off to work now,

[bendipez]

Originally Posted by kaybutler@mweb.

..with mayo ??

and on sourdough bread!!! yumm!!