Queen Bee Hall Of Odes

[Mars]

Queen Bee Hall Of Odes

In honour of our favourite busy bee, Lynnie!, for all the fun she provided during the sNEAK attACK DSP Trivia. Have a good chuckle reading her rhymes and the ones written for her. Add one of your own limericks to the 'cuebeehoo' any time!


First little limerick for the hall that started it all...

Originally Posted by Lynnie

The Bee needs a thread for her Odes
So her odes have a stylish abode
So time after time
As she buzzes a rhyme
There's a thread in which each can be stowed

[Mars]

Originally Posted by nekobus

"i'm off to turn the chicken, the wonderful chicken of... Of...." i got nothin'.

Originally Posted by honeymoon

are you in oz neaker?

Originally Posted by nekobus

it would have been perfect if i were...but alas. That's why i got nothing. My unfinished ode to an oven-baked chicken.

Originally Posted by lynnie

oh this is an ode to an oven-baked chicken
who was a cookin', when i was a'neakin'
the smell is so good that it makes my mouth water
but i'm tempted by trivia, though i know i should aught-er
go and eat in my nice little kitchen
that sweet tasty tender, oven-baked chicken

Originally Posted by nekobus

I'm speechless. And that's saying something!

Originally Posted by lynnie

neaker is speechless? Well, i'm speechless too!
Whodathunk that my poem would de-speechify you!
Perhaps this addition will freeze up your joints
and we can 'neak up and catch up to your points

Originally Posted by scamptx

I've just been reading all the pages that were posted whilst I was out to dinner (yes, SOME of us do go away from the keyboard!) and I'm rolling on the floor...Lynnie, you are a hoot!

Originally Posted by lynnie

scamp left the keyboard and rolled on the floor
the floor, it was slanted and she rolled out the door
she picked herself up and sat down once again
and tapped on her keyboard to say "lynnie's to blame"

Originally Posted by MarsOlson

you are freakishly fast neaker!

Originally Posted by lynnie

freakishly fast is the neaker when neaking
rapid her mind with the answers she's seeking
faster are her fingers when typing the trivia
while the rest of us bumble in blithering oblivia

Originally Posted by evergreen100

Blithering oblivia is so apt for me as I bumble my way around in here trying to keep up

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[Mars]

Originally Posted by Lynnie

What is the challenge with the word art masks
The queen of the trivia so cleverly asks
and who will answer - the fastest of fast
And who will be with me, at the end, at the last

Originally Posted by Lynnie

the bee has buzzed in and swooped up a point
hopefully 'neaker won't get out of joint
the bee has just one and no longer a zero
but neaker's the leader and dsp hero

Originally Posted by Lynnie

The things we are trivia-ing we really should know,
The ways we can find things and places to go
Mars you are Mars-velous oh all-knowing one
Empress of the internet, Mars and the sun!
(and the universe, too, but that didn't rhyme,
If you will forgive me,this one little time!)

Originally Posted by Lynnie

oh marsvelous, marsvelous, beryl's in third
but who is in second, that i haven't heard
with one lonely point, i know i'm not last
perhaps i'll earn more, if i can be fast
but neaker has streaked ahead of the pack
ask her some trivia where knowledge doth lack
and we will catch up, have our day in the sun
or will i just rest here with my lonely one

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Honeymoon's nipping at Neaker's wee heels
Waiting and wanting a few points to steal
Desiring and dreaming on that shiny bright crown
"Oh neaker, oh neaker" she says "YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"

Originally Posted by Lynnie

the bee has to work so she won't be here much
but tight to her buzzum her one point she'll clutch
how lovely and shiny, her beautiful one
and bee will admire it until this game is done.

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[Mars]

Originally Posted by Lynnie

A boy called Little Jack Horner
Was sitting in Commenters' Corner
On a layout he said
"what a nice use of red"
and "This page kit is quite a performer!"

Originally Posted by Lynnie

The lowest designer is four
Tina Chambers whom we all adore
She's a star at word art
and she's ever-so Smart
Her stuff can be bought in our store!

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[Mars]

Originally Posted by MarsOlson

I have a tough one for you

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Mars, our dear Mars has a tough one
I'm afraid that it might be a rough one
An answer or two
from me or from you
Perhaps we can trick her and bluff one

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Some of us answered "the What? light"
Some of us thought it was Hotlight
Feb 2007
DSP was in heaven
Cause Mars was our wonderful spotlight

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[Mars]

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Dear trivia friends it is time
To stop with the rhythm and rhyme
My work, I should mention
Needs time and attention
I am, after all, on their dime!

But please, dear ones, keep a-counting
and keep all those fine points a-mounting
Til I can return
and perhaps I can earn
Enough to demand a re-counting

And so I must now depart
With a heavy and distracted heart
Since my word's run amuck
And I'm out of luck
And working would only be smart

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Originally Posted by Lynnie

Two points is way better than one
I've revv'd up and joined in the fun
Planning neaker to neak
I'm now on a streak
Though I admit that I haven't quite won

Ok, Ok, I snuck back
My job all this pleasure doth lack
This game is amusing
As we are perusing
The site with the Trivia Pack

[Mars]

Originally Posted by Lynnie

a squishy pile of fried circuits and melted plastic goo.

Originally Posted by nekobus

This NEEDS a poem. It CRIES OUT for a poem!!!

Originally Posted by Lynnie

A squishy pile of fried circuits and melted plastic goo.
That's what DSP would be without the you-know-who
They bip, they bop they're everywhere, they're really rather odd
They's DSP's A-Team - the fabulous Mod Squad!!

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Originally Posted by Lynnie

neaker's

there was a young lady named neaker
who was an incredible sneaker
but when her dog farkled
her sneakers just sparkled
and her answers grew weaker and weaker

Originally Posted by Lynnie

the trivia folks went to chat
to chat about this, about that
a point will be earned
when each one returned
with all of their answers down pat

Originally Posted by Lynnie

nicole is the featured designer
with all of the scrappers behind her
scrap just with her stuff
(oh, you have enough)
and here is where you will find her
NICOLE'S FEATURED DESIGNER CHALLENGE

[Mars]

Originally Posted by MarsOlson

LOL Bee we need a whole thread of all your odes

Originally Posted by Lynnie;

The Bee needs a thread for her Odes
So her odes have a stylish abode
So time after time
As she buzzes a rhyme
There's a thread in which each can be stowed

Originally Posted by nekobus

She's quite the quippy chick.

Originally Posted by lynnie

"the bee," neaker said "is quite quippy."
"but i am incredibly nippy"
i nip in and nip out
so without a doubt
"there's more points in being quite slippery"

Originally Posted by evergreen100

ok, i left you at page 75 and now you're at 98!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Lynnie

she left us at page seventy-five
when neaker was barely alive
and now at ninety-eight
up-over is late
the down-unders come out of their hive

Originally Posted by Lynnie

the bee is alone at this time
not even a glass of red wine
the wise ones have left
leaving her all bereft
she's thinking perhaps it's a sign

Originally Posted by cherebus

oh my lynnie, you really are the queenbee of ode. . .

Originally Posted by Lynnie

lynnie, the queenbee of ode
has gone into poetry mode
and so at this time
she is speaking in rhyme
as the doctors approach her abode

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[Mars]

Originally Posted by Lynnie

In the store is Up Up and Away
The newest kit in just today
Lauren's the designer
There ain't no one finer
Than Lauren, there is just no-way

Originally Posted by Lynnie

If I got a point, that makes three
Three points for a-buzzing wee Bee
She thinks she's a sneak
neaking up on the Neak
But the buzz stopped her earning point spree

Originally Posted by Lynnie

The Bee now is going night-night
And out goes the little-Bee light
Hear a soft gentle snore
for her buzz is no more
And her dreams are a rhymer's delight

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[Mars]

Originally Posted by Lynnie

The Bee has arose from her napping
To see if it's tme to start scrapping
But Mars is now sleeping
So the Bee is here weeping
With her tiny wings all a-flapping..

Originally Posted by Lynnie

But now it is time to start driving
To work where she does her bee-hiving
And away she will stay
from this thread all the day
Without her it will be a-thriving

My point count will sadly diminish
The winner will not be The Lynnish
Perhaps there's a chance
Send neak out to dance?
And I can swoop in at the finish

So Mars, have a fine day without me
If you need me, just buzz me or shout me
Cause the Bee is a-Bye-ing
The buzz is not lying
And there is no reason to doubt me

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[Mars]

Originally Posted by Lynnie

The Limerick Bee has popped in
Though here from her work, it's a sin
But the Bee is addicted
and though she's conflicted
She tries and she tries that poor Lyn

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Originally Posted by Lynnie

Long ago when Lynnie was hired
She thought she would stay til retired
But now all the time
The Bee speaks in rhyme
So maybe she'll end up as FIRED

[Mars]

Originally Posted by MarsOlson

Question 113
3 points per person that writes a limerick for bee (lynnie)

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Originally Posted by Lynnie

Here is a limerick for Bee
She's a limerick writer, you see
Does she get points too?
Or are they only for you?
And the writer won't count if it's she?

Originally Posted by beryl

Ok... a limerick writer I am NOT.... but no one said it had to bee good...

There once was a girl named Lynnie
Who loved to have tea with mouse Minnie
At work she typed letters in rhyme
Her boss did not think it devine
Our poor poor unemployed Bee
Now has more time for DSPee

Originally Posted by debilou

A curious cat likes to climb,
so why should that be such a crime?
Don't get all upset
when your pretentious pet
meows: "Please let me have a good time."

Originally Posted by GrandmaCrys

I can't do trivia; I can't do limericks. Am I doomed to be a ZERO for ever?????

Originally Posted by MarsOlson

surely grandma crys has some time
for one little limerick rhyme
to please the bee
when she comes to see
maybe you could even do mine!

Originally Posted by sammawow

113.
My limerick's for Bee
And surely you will see
My little rhyme
Took little time
To get 3 points for me!

Hee Hee

Originally Posted by honeymoon

My ode to Lynnie

There once was a girl called Formby
Who then became the Queen B
DSP is her home
And she scraps up a storm
And now we know her as Lynnie

Originally Posted by cherebus

There once was little scrapmonkey
who was in a bit of a bind you see
the challenge a rhyme
she didn't want to run out of time
And not have an ode for our Bee

Originally Posted by jennilynn10

There once was a girl called Lynnie
She was quite the charmer you see
Her words she would rhyme
Her scrapbooking divine
And now she is the Queen Bee

[Mars]

Originally Posted by Lynnie

The rhymes I can do quite quickly
As long as the readers aren't fickley
Quite often I find
That the 30-sec time
Is the thing that I find the most prickley

Originally Posted by MarsOlson

queen bee is back in the hive
she makes us all come alive
with her antics
and tricks
we buzz and we jive

Originally Posted by jennilynn10

I encountered the planet of Mars
she shone brilliant among the stars
her talents were many
she gave challenge to any
and questioned with answers she knew
Now we're all stuck here like glue!!!

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Oh Mars, Oh Mars, midst the planets and stars
The carpet of heaven's your frame
The comets fly by cross a dark velvet sky
All part of the empress' domain

The moon, the rings, interplanetry things
Are awed by the things that she knows
Black holes and the sun know that she is the one
Through whom all the universe flows

If you don't know yet, the whole internet
Is one of the things that she rules
The universe too, gives the empress her due
Planet Mars is just one of her jewels

And we are all here with the one we hold dear
The empress of all that we see
And we can't believe, we can't even conceive
That she's here playing games, so are we!

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[Mars]

Originally Posted by evergreen100

i am unable to write a limerick
the thought of it makes me quite sick
but for you i will try
my best to comply
but i hope you dont give me the flick

Originally Posted by Lynnie

giving the flick to jill
would make me so very ill
i'd say bye bye
and you'd have a good cry
and i'd mention you all in my will

Originally Posted by Lynnie

the bee buzzes off to a star
driving her little red car
with a sweet little drone
the bee buzzes home
and says "cheerio and ta-ta!"

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[Mars]

Originally Posted by idtwinmom

There is this fine lady, Miss Lynnie,
She writes all these wonderful ditties.
She puts us to shame,
With her talent and fame,
And makes points grow, she’s so witty!

Originally Posted by nekobus

There was a young poster named Formby
Who hailed from most sunny Californee
She joined DSP in aught six
and shared her marvelous wit
and in 07, the dear girl was spotlit.

She joined the Elite, she made the A Team,
Her gallery's the happening scene.
With much scrapping of Princesses,
and their perfectly coiffed tresses,
with beauty, her layouts she stresses.

She's the QueenBee of rhyme and of meter
as far as the poetry goes, we can't beat her.
But to win Mars' points,
so with three she anoints,
I hope this poem won't disappoint.

She changed her username to Lynnie
Part of Team Digital she is, there's the skinny
With the odd Mod Squadder or two
She'll make us stick to the rules
because that's what the super powers do.

Originally Posted by MarsOlson

it will be enshrined with the others in the QB HOO

Originally Posted by nekobus

we have a cuebeehooooo?

Originally Posted by MarsOlson

lol @ cuebeehoo
Queen Bee Hall of Odes

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