Queen Bee Hall Of Odes

[Mars]

CIJ Edition of the Queen Bee Hall of Odes (QBHOO)
Christmas Limerick Challenge

The Queen Bee of Odes entertained us once again with her quick, witty rhymes during the CIJ chats.
You are invited to join the fun and contribute one of your own limericks for the cuebeehoo!

THE CHALLENGE
Create a Christmas or CIJ limerick and post it in this thread.

DEADLINE
August 1st midnight EST.

Have Fun!

[Mars]

Limericks by Queen Bee from the CIJ Chats

Originally Posted by Lynnie

At Christmas this thing called a Tree
Get's dolled up by someone called me
with a partridge and rings
My christmas tree sings
It's quite a great sight to see

Originally Posted by Lynnie

ChristmsPresent came and visited our Chat
Cause that is where we're all AT
And presents we got
In every chat slot
When she came in wearing her hat

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Once a nice empress named mars
Fell off her planet onto the stars
Ouch she then said
I feel off my bed
I'd better head off to the bars

Originally Posted by Lynnie

So cathie took over this time
When muma was stuck on a dime
She jumped right in
with a "sure" and a grin!
She's one DSP member sublime!

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Lovely layouts in green and in red
Posting links in the chat schedule thread
And though it's C-I-J
No layouts about the holiday
They have to be summer instead

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Tina finished her fab new kit
And we can all purchase it
Fresh inspiration
at the DSP station
As we chat and we scrap as we sit

Originally Posted by Lynnie

An ode to pluto is hard
there are few pluto rhymes on my card
So I sit here thinking
and slowly sinking
Less and less of a bard

Originally Posted by Lynnie

mars creates amazing art
of which that drink was a part
now tipsy is bee
and cathie's off for a wee
thanks to Mars' kind heart

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Tina like's being a geek
Especially in CIJ week
Buy my kits she said
And you'll get ahead
for the title of DSP Freak!

Originally Posted by Lynnie

The song will haunt Carole for days
Tearing her hair out in a craze
dancing and singing
through her head it's ringing
and she's going out in a blaze

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Proper credits will help when you're scrapping
But not when you're CIJ napping
We love proper links
(and lynnie loves drinks)
And you will have all of us clapping

[Mars]

Originally Posted by Lynnie

It's always limerick time
Bee sometimes just speaks in rhyme
and though its annoying
it's a trick she's employing
She'll stop if you pay her a dime

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Oh my dinglefraztin' blazzle snort!
and hallowe'en or christmas wart
oh heck and darn
and balls of yarn
Will get us all in cussing court

Originally Posted by Lynnie

at 4am I gave up the ghost
(but sadly I was the chat host)
They showed me the door
because of my snore
which is quite a loud snore, I must boast

Originally Posted by Lynnie

JD is a great one in charge
She jumps in, becomes the drill sarge
and gets us on track
and never looks back
So everyone PM thanks to Marge!

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Margie, a limerick for you
Saying thanks for all that you do
For the FAB DSP
a big thanks from me
to you and the DSP crew

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Margie said thanks back to Lynnie
Cause Lynnie's no DSP ninny
I write them so fast
but they aren't meant to last
So all of you grinny at Lynnie

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Lynnie's the limerick pooper
and Marsy's the limerick scooper
as Lynnie writes 'em
and Marsy just sight's 'em
and thinks they are super-dooper

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Lynnie coul lim in hai-ku
if she could remember what she had to do
She be hai and a ku-ing
and limerick doing
but she can't remember, can you?

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Tina's giving a kit away
Ain't that great, ladies, what do you say?
you must know a word
that's what I just heard
to get that great kit TODAY

[Mars]

Originally Posted by Lynnie

The chat room went down with a boom
And we couldn't get in the chat room
We had errors and issues
and out came the tissues
As we sat here in misery and gloom

Originally Posted by Lynnie

The day is now fading away
the end of the CIJ day
But there's challenges to do
for me and for you
And places for us all to play!

Originally Posted by Lynnie

I think that I'm going to cry
As each of us says bye bye
we chatted and laughed
and none of us bathed
And our families are asking us WHY?

Originally Posted by Lynnie

We're seeking the mystery tree
who has it? surely not me
Is it out in the threads
We'll send out the feds
The tree we'll all get to see

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Here is a cup of tea
For Pyewhacket and dear leslie
with some sugar and cream
the tea can be seen
it's a present from generous bee

Originally Posted by Lynnie

The midnight hour has now burned
And to twelve the clocked has now turned
now pumpkins we are
so lets head for the bar
and discuss all the cool stuff we've learned

Originally Posted by Lynnie

So dears, bye bye from the Bee
As she hunts down the mystery tree
to her pillow she goes
dreaming of CIJ snows
and freebies from great DSP

[scamptx]

So Lynnie has rhymed once again
and Mars challenges us, man o man!
To keep up with Bee
Oh, no, it's not me!
Who can easily follow her plan

[bendipez]

DSP is the place to bee
awesome kits as far as the eye can see
well cr@p this is as far as
my brain will let me....see
what a bad idea limmericks are at 3

[Leslie]

DSP with Christmas in July,
It's enough to make you blissfully *sigh*
With the GT there to listen to me,
I'm always in good company,
I tell you, it's enough to make you feel high.

Oh good - I can see the beaut Pyewacket one! Woo hoo!!

Oh, and 'must have' cool Erica freebie!

[evergreen100]

Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe is me's
Why did my computer have to freeze
When it was time to download free-bies
Santa, bring me a new computer please
So that I can keep up with all the chattees!

[Caro]

It twas the CIJ Chat
that sands had a little dummy spat
she said my beaver I did trim
but santa please make me slim
Mars said no more talk of that.

[debilou]

Last Night we played Bingo
And, Mars did NOT know the Lingo
Alas, the game was just not the same
until final she came up with some rhymes.
Because we all know she is the Queen of British style Bingo Lingo (could have called you a dingo Mars! be happy!)...
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[debilou]

This is my first Christmas in July
I didn't know how much I needed in supplies
Lucky for me the store had a sale
and, freebies and prizes galore
But, with all that's going on by the end of the week I think I will need some shuteye!

[Ineke]

How can I possibly compete
With Queen Bee's satirical feats?
The words flow from her like honey
and most of them are very funny!

[Ineke]

Woe is me I missed CIJ day
All those chats and I was away!
Looks like you girls had so much to share
I really wish I could have been there!!

[wuvie]

There is a place that I go
when my heart is low
and my imagination needs to run free.

It is a special place
out in cyberspace
that makes me laugh with Glee.

The people are kind
and I spend way to much time
at my favorite place, DSP.

[Ineke]

Now that you have got me started
Writing limericks is light hearted
The words are flowing from my lips
and heading out through my finger tips
But even though I think I am clever
I cant hold a candle to Queen Bee's whatever!