Queen Bee Hall Of Odes - Page 6

lizzanne · 07-26-2009, 08:27 PM

I have a chin whisker growing right there (points to chin)
I pull and pull on the annoying hair
Why is it no matter how hard I try
I think they will pester me till day i die!
And just when I think all are gone
I wake in the morning again pluck to the light of the morning sun

GrandmaCrys · 07-26-2009, 08:39 PM

These limericks are all such a hoot!
And some may be given the boot.

This thread keeps a growin'
As rhyming is flowin'.
I think I'll just do it for loot. (Thanks, Erica!

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GrandmaCrys · 07-26-2009, 09:26 PM

There once was a mighty fine scrapper.
Whose rhyming was really quite dapper.
She looked toward the stars,
And there she found Mars.
And decided to just be a rapper.

OMG! This gets in your blood!

LauraLou · 07-26-2009, 09:40 PM

There once was proper old granny,
Who cleaned house...each small nook and cranny,
Then she found DSP's Granny Thread.
Now she hardly even sleeps in her bed.
She just sits at the computer on her fa

Woops...in deference to South Africa, I shan't finish this.

*ReneT* · 07-26-2009, 11:30 PM

I just found this thread
When I should be in bed
Since sleep is eluding me
I'll try to rhyme like Queen Bee

I missed 1/2 the chats
To that I say "Rats!"
I went to Austin to see
My DSP friend Debi

When I got home I went straight to bed
While visions of sugar plums danced in my head
I intended to get up early
But when I did, I found I was surly

So I slept in till 9, and then
Went to the room where the chatters had been
There were so many there it was quite a sight
I happily chatted away until midnight

My DH thinks I've lost my mind
But he doesn't know I've put him in a bind
At the store I spent much cash
At the fun fun CIJ Bash

karinadawn · 07-27-2009, 01:18 AM

Here is mine...a bit lame, but better than nothing:

I am a member from OZ
who laments no snow becoz
I love the sparkle and flakes
The chill and cold breaks
Alas hot christmas's in oz!

**Mars** · 07-27-2009, 01:35 AM

sands! waiting for yours!

mars sent the bonus to rhymers
and is having a very good timers
sands I cant see you
or your limerick too
hurry or we will all be whiners

*sands_healy* · 07-27-2009, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarsOlson

sands! waiting for yours!

mars sent the bonus to rhymers
and is having a very good timers
sands I cant see you
or your limerick too
hurry or we will all be whiners

sands is sulking
cos her mate is her a balking
alone she sits
and having fits
cos her friends are out walking.

crlin60 · 07-27-2009, 02:07 AM

There was a great Chat in July
I regret that there was not I
For computer gave out
And I had to pout
I think I am going to cry!

jennilynn10 · 07-27-2009, 04:33 AM

these are all just too hilarious!

what a multi-talented group of ladies

These limericks have been causing lots of non-scrapping action for me!
As you may recall,

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennilynn10

For CIJ I did play,
I was on the computer all day.
But even though I was glad,
my dear husband became very mad.
So to make up, I had to give him a good ***

And today:

To follow along, first you must see
my husband's name is Mr. Rusley.
Little daughter she did hear
it was Mr. Rusty to her ear
as to Rusty I said I could agree.

When I told my dear Mr. Rusty
to prove me wrong he got lusty.
I said "Oh no, I have to scrap"
but sadly he didn't give a cr@p.
And suddenly I was Mrs. Busty.

007: certain people, including my mother, seem to think I'm bawdy. I've no idea why?

*Lynnie* · 07-27-2009, 10:43 AM

Dear Kay, I'm so glad we amused you
(Much better than having abused you!)
We hope you are scrapping
As well as some laughing
Or have we completely confused you?

beryl · 07-27-2009, 12:10 PM

I sit here and I just have to laugh
Crunching numbers you do the Math
To the store I went and bought
Time was limited so not a lot
Still the credit card took a bath

hehee actually the bath was at the camera store.......

Shana34 · 07-27-2009, 12:32 PM

You ladies have humor to spare
And are very willing to share
I feel like a pup
I hope I keep up
But mostly I just sit and stare.

Wow you guys are cracking me up!

*renee s* · 07-27-2009, 12:47 PM

Oh Lynnie’s a rhyming Queen
Her poems are all very clean
Her rhyme entertains
Our tired ol brains
And we laugh till we split our spleen

*Fade2Pink* · 07-27-2009, 12:55 PM

I loved Lynnie's limericks during the chats! I'm so glad you caught them here, as I missed many of them. She is a hoot..and quick to boot (hey that rhymes!)

CIJ at DSP is all the rage
Funnest time of year, I'll wage
Challenges, freebs and chats
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