Queen Bee Hall Of Odes

[jennyharris28]

Christmas for me isn't fun
I spend all my time baking buns
while my husband he spends
and me, over the edge he sends
Can I cut up his credit cards - Just one?

[sands_healy]

Originally Posted by PQ FRAN

Mandy, Sands, and I are rhyming challenged so we will just have to be cheerleaders!

Oh PQ
I see you
what's new
in your view
ok now I need a tissue!

[sands_healy]

There once was a member Caro
who brought along her sister Sharo
for telling her about sands beaver
she had to take up the cleaver
and run around the house like a sparro

[Vallie]

Sandy I know you mean well
But your poetry isn't so swell
With this talking of beavers and
running with cleavers
I'm sure you will end up in hell!

[tape]

There once was a shy girl in Finland
Who had no Yule stocking to fill and
Father Christmas went nuts
Trying to give her some guts
In the end he put them in a tin pan.

[PQ]

Watermelon watermelon watermelon rind -
Look at the challenges and don't fall behind -
Don't delay -
get out of the hay -
post a layout today -
and I'll say HOORAY!

[JaeDee]

The Start:

We've made a 2nd Christmas:
it's called Christmas in July!
If you don't understand this
and you simply wonder why,
just click the DSP site
and give it a merry try!

The Finish:

For those of you who entered
and felt July's Christmas glee,
it's time to unzip the goodies
found under the DSP tree.
Please take your cyber treasures
before they grow wings and flee!

[Lisa Campbell]

In Bethlehem was born a fabulous boy
Destined to spread love and joy
Alll kids want is a toy
And all my cat wants is a Koi!

[nekobus]

There once was a place called the cuebeehoo
Where all of our limericks got put into
We all snort and we chortle
When we come through that portal
And to our dignity we all say "adieu".

[Raphne]

There once was a middle aged mother
who wanted to stay under cover
she had an addiction you see
to good ole DSP
her friends thought she'd taken a lover!

[Lynnie]

DSP 6th BIRTHDAY ODES

[Lynnie]

So today's DSP birthday SIX
And this chat requires six pics
From your birthday pic stash
Of some great birthday bash
Now create a great layout for kicks

[Lynnie]

I MISSED MY CHAT!


Lynnie is really a flake
She should have been wide awake
On DSP time
and ready to rhyme
Not sleeping through every earthquake

The schedule's on the DSP zone
If only that Lynnie had known
(Well really she knew
But forgot five was two!)
What can Lynnie do to atone

Mars really could be quite MAD
Instead she is terribly glad
That I made it to chat
And she knows where I'm at
And not asleep, I might add...

[Lynnie]

and there are always neaker ones:

There once was a sneaker named Neaker
Whose answers got weaker and weaker
So instead of winning
Lynnie thought she was sinning
So she cried, poor old Neaker, the Leaker


Neaker's off killing a child
(Her temper is really quite mild)
and when the police come
She will say Ho Hum
The terrible kid was quite wild!

Instead of murder, it's dog poo
And the poor child is picking up doo doo
And will never again
Incur any blame
Because Neaker's enjoying the boo-hoo

Neaker loved being the bee
She loved to love being me
she asked all the stuff
and had never enough
So Neaker and me now are WE

[Lynnie]

And just some misc ones...

Do I prefer cupcakes or cake?
It depends if asleep or awake
Well, that is a lie
And let's tell you why
It depends upon which you did make!

Caro is answering them all right
We're starting to think she is quite bright
But we're all missing some
When the right answers come
to Caro's neverending delight

A DSP event is quite posh
You have to have lots of panache
You must stick out your tongue
To see if it's long
And margie should do it, by gosh!

Though this chat is officially done
And prizes and freebies are won
We won't let it end
because here we have friends
The chat can go on and go on!

When buying your DSP STuff
you never can have quite enough
It's okay to collect
And admire and inspect
Cause using it all would be ROUGH


Margie's a kicking machine
She really can be very mean
She boots us from chat
for this and for that
and for all the things in between


Meg just said that she loves me
She really loves Lynnie, the lyn-Bee
I must make her smile
Cause I rhyme all the while
While laughing in outrageous glee