Queen Bee Hall Of Odes

[Lynnie]

And - well, LAUREN did a GREAT ONE:

Margie talks very slow
She says cause shes from Ohio
But we dont talk fast
She lives in the past
and cant keep up with the flow

[Lynnie]

We need to start printing our scrappings
So lets cheer us on with loud clapping
Cause my family hinted
That they all should be printed
So they TOO could see memories recapping

[GrandmaCrys]

Lynnie laughs all the while she is rhyming
'Cause she really has excellent timing
The rest of us sigh
As her words fly right by
'Though we know she is really pump priming

[Lynnie]

So now is the time to say bye
The end of our chatting is nigh
But hey, I can stay
and keep chatting all day
If I had to leave I'd just cry!

So stay, chat with meg about pets
She'll have good ideas, I'll just bet
To scrap furry friends
In these chats without end
With such great guidance you're set

If two flies were left quite alone
They would breed into the no-fly zone
And they would give birth
and just cover the earth
and their wings would create a cyclone

Group names for creatures are cool
Bunches of fish are a school
A murder of crows
and a flink of cows
and a bunch of cats is a drool

But if I had a bunch of wee kitties
I think I'd be terribly witty
If I called them a cuddle
A hug or a muddle
Because they are so itty bitty

[Lynnie]

Margie says there's no rhyme and no reason
We're just in the scavenger season
She'll give out a prize
When she's feeling wise
So leaving this chat would be treason

[nekobus]

Brava! To everyone.

[Lynnie]

Neaker Can't clip her stuff
Her objects aren't smart enough
She clips and she clops
and drags them and drops
I'll tell you her life's really rough

Lauren's objects are really quite smart
what she's told you today was a start
Now you go home and try it
and cs5? Just buy it
Then you too can create works of art

Who's ancient my dears, is it me?
The ancientness of a wise bee?
My flying is fluttering
My scrapping is puttering
It's time for a bee wisdom spree

Neaker wants lightening and cupcakes
Marsy wants starsies and moon-rakes
Lynnie wants gnats
we want this and want that
And Lauren will be inspired and create!

It needs to be said in cuebeehoo
That lauren made rocks doused in bird poo
She takes our suggestions
and all of our questions
To create all the things that we scrap to

Honeymoon is the link queen
She posts links so kits can be seen
How does she know
Where all the kits go
And where have gone or have been

[nekobus]

oh goodie! you put them all here!

[Mars]

nek I knew you would clop in here.

I love the cuebeehoo and I love bee

[Lynnie]

Marsy and Neaker love cuebeehoo
They love clips and clops and love bee too
They love things a-rhyming
They laugh at the timing
And wait for a limmerick new hoo

[evergreen100]

I MISS GRANNYCRYS!!!

I wish GrannyCrys would come home
And no more from the GT would roam
I miss her verboseness
Her love and her closeness
So for her I have made up this poem!!!


(Move over LimerickLynnie, here I come!)

[nekobus]

An Ode To CathieMarie's Adventure in NZ

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Cathie, she petted a maori
That make her look like a haori
She stuck out her tongue
and looked very young
And now she looks oh very flowery

[kaybutler@mweb.]

Don't give up your day job Neko !!!!

[nekobus]

Originally Posted by kaybutler@mweb.

Don't give up your day job Neko !!!!

Oops, I forgot to give credit where credit is due!

That's Lynnie's limerick. It was in the middle of chat, and I wanted to make sure I got it copied, but was hurrying back to see what else might happen, so forgot to type anything else.

You should have been there for the chat that inspired it, is all I'm saying.

[Lynnie]

Neaker has earned the title of recap
queen..... she just needs to do in
limerick